Edward “Rusty” Johnson

peaked in 6th grade

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Whatcha gonna do with all that junk

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@BanterHog I have my sources

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Gonna hit @BanterHog with a crazy defamation lawsuit. Been Willy bum on tik tok for years. Count your days.

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Liking girls stories on instagram >

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Kinda just doxxed myself you can have it

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Humbling round of golf.

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Netanyahu been checking me. Going offline for a while.

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Conor just asked the pit boss for a marker

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@BanterHog I will report back tomorrow

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Should’ve sprung for comfort

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Just asked uber driver if I could play tunes in the back. He said “as long as it doesn’t interfere with my audio book” fn I’m hitting the casino I’m blasting big x

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Some people just don’t get it

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Livy dune is not that hot!

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Brendan would be good at pickleball

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If I could play 18 holes of golf and grill steaks after I would

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Gotta get sober and get a government job

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Would be so sick if I got some free play from Nemo

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I’m really out here

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@sourdoughstalkr Sounds like some insider egging