Bong Insurance: it breaks and I send you one of equal or lesser value, or you send it to me and I try to fix it kinda maybe idk or make a vase from the bits that would work, or a build an online cemetery and scientifically log the pieces and you can write the obituary
“It’s ok”, I say with my hand raised as I approach the board of executives. “I’m willing to sacrifice my life , so you may allow my friend Lightning McQueen to remain a virgin.”