The Off-Colour Joker

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

A wise man does at once what a fool does finally.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Sometimes you have to go through the bad to get to the good.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Love can solve almost any problem there is.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

A small life, with small needs.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

You have to be a little bit quicker on the uptake than that.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

You're building it up too much. It's nothing.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Something I haven't felt in a long time.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Be free.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

All you have to do is be yourself.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Put your life in perspective.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Be proud of how far you've come.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Keep your head about you.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Brick by brick, I seal your fate.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

What's your worst problem? How does it compare to other people's problems?

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

You can't keep a good man down.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Crisis averted.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

If that's your biggest problem, you have an easy life.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Remember, to appreciate everything you have.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

It's no joke.

[The Off-Colour Joker @offcolourjoker]

Every cloud has a silver lining