Charles

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[Charles @offdensenklok]

"𝗜'𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝗜 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂."

▫️ᴘᴏsᴛᴋʟᴏᴋ / ᴅᴏᴏᴍsᴛᴀʀ ᴀᴜ.

▫️ɢᴀʏ, sɪɴɢʟᴇ sʜɪᴘ ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ.

▫️ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ / ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.

▫️ғᴜʟʟ ʙɪᴏ: https://t.co/c7rjq4M7uv

[kitana (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) @outworldroyalty]

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 .

▫️ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ sᴘᴏʀᴀᴅɪᴄ .

▫️ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ . ɪ'ʟʟ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ .

▫️ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ & ʏᴜᴍᴇsʜɪᴘ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ .

▫️ᴍᴜɴ ɪs ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ , 𝟷𝟾+ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ .

[𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐮 @WH4MWH4MUU]

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⠀ ⠀⠀ “ 𝐄-𝐞𝐡 !? - Where ams I ? This is so weirds ! “

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[Charles @offdensenklok]

n o . unlike others i know , i am smart enough not to drink a random liquid a stranger gave me .

( handing it back , with of relief )

[𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚! @DARLlNGLARME]

/returning back after an HOUR

oh my gosh, I'm so sorry for the wait! it's a heavy flow this month

anyways, you didnt drink that right?

[Charles @offdensenklok]

🧍

( holds it carefully . staring at it , inspecting . )

[𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚! @DARLlNGLARME]

hey can u hold this for me i gtg pee *gives the reader a potion bottle*

[Charles @offdensenklok]

// @GlitzNGears sending me chickles art out of the blue . . . . i have been Fed

[Charles @offdensenklok]

oh , is that so ? surely you have something better to do , pickles .

( a hum of amusement , adjusting his glasses . charles , for once , didn't have anything on the agenda — which meant he COULD realistically have some one on time time with the drummer . hm . . . )

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

I’m factually gonna bug yoou all day. Just sayin’, we gaht this party started early.

/ he means that ( he ) started partying early, but the jist of things is the same. Pulling himself back up with the extra support and successfully procuring a beer.

Studio’s empty, gaht —

[Charles @offdensenklok]

no 🤨 .

[Charles @offdensenklok]

that's factually untrue .

( there's some amusement in his tone , leaning with him just so he doesn't stumble . he's smiling , not bothering to hide it now . )

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

Yeaah, ‘nd I’m no alcoholic .

/he states as clearly as his vernacular allows, at the same time leaning over the coffee table to pick up a drink , not the ‘ bleach ‘- a different one. He doesn’t let go of his manager though - hanging off his side to get it done for the joke.

[Charles @offdensenklok]

. . . . what .

[Charles @offdensenklok]

please do not assault william . i don't need him to come whining to Me when it goes poorly .

( humming under his breath , leaning against the drummer albeit unintentionally )

i do not smile .

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

WAS DAT A SMILE —deat was a smile , wasn’t it?

/ coos at the straight - face, the razzing going on enough of an excuse to slip an arm behind their lovable CFO’s shoulders, for a lil’ squeeze, a lil’ shake.

Only gonna squirt it down the toilet, or like I said, on murderface.

[Charles @offdensenklok]

hello , Nathan .

[Charles @offdensenklok]

@GlitzNGears // i am Not immune to pickles propaganda

[Charles @offdensenklok]

you're . . .

( pushing his glasses down to pinch the bridge of his nose , shaking his head )

you're horrible . but . . . i suppose i'm relieved .

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

I gaht yooooouuuu. . . I gaht yoooou good .

/ Pickles’ shoulders shimmy. He’s kind of proud of himself, by his standards that was a pretty smart joke.

It’s just gin, dood. We haven’t done the bleach thing since none of us wanna go to deat doctor anymore.

[Charles @offdensenklok]

no , no you are not .

( grabbing the shot glass , pausing and sniffing . that son of a . . . )

this isn't bleach .

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

what I’m sayin’ is that we need ta’ spray ‘em with the hose.
Also I’m gonna drink this shot now.

/ narrowing eyes and smirking like the aged - out brat he is,
it’s not actually bleach in the glass but charles doesn’t need to know that yet.

[Charles @offdensenklok]

it's not the same kind of bacteria . pickles . please .

( he's at his Limit . eye twitching and everything . )

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

It kills 99% of the bacteria so the only dood in our lineup in trouble is murderface

[Charles @offdensenklok]

that is . . . . factually untrue .

( sighing , loudly . )

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

most things are cut with bleach theese days. . . it’s okee’

/ smirking , , ,

[Charles @offdensenklok]

no . please don't consume bleach , pickles .

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

What I’m gettin’ is you’re joinin’ us for bleach and orange juice ?

[Charles @offdensenklok]

// gets notification that @GlitzNGears is posting and runs onto my account at the speed of light

[Charles @offdensenklok]

at least have something else with nutritional substance .

[𝔓𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @GlitzNGears]

Beer for breakfast ! the pickles special.