Hannah Banana

Aspiring gym bro and future over-caffeinated nurse

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@_tnt_17 @ChiefsSteve What a miserable experience

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@_tnt_17 Kourtney I see you liking his wack ass tweet

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@_tnt_17 Oh look, it’s the yapper back at it again

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Freddie falcon is better than blooper. Argue with the wall

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@MaxMcDonald492 Thank you💖💖

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Got to vote for the first time in person and it was so fun 🤭
#HotgirlsforKamala

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I’d love to know who’s playing candy crush in the streaming booth for the Atlanta Orlando match🤔

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Messi was so boring to watch that we’re converting Miami’s kids #wearethea

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Now I don’t say this often, but he’s definitely smaller in person

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Alternatively

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Also unrelated but it must be said

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To follow that up - I hope you enjoy him playing for 5 minutes then going down for another injury

[Hannah Banana @offdutyarmy]

Coming out of hiatus to share a very interesting observation. I haven’t seen a single non-Messi Miami kit. I wonder what it’s like to only give a fuck about your cash cow player and not the actual sport of soccer🤷🏻‍♀️ #fuckmessi #anddrakecallender

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@x_fenderx Count me in for the wedding vow renewal and/or funeral💖

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I #VoteSaba for @MLS Player of the Matchday!

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Our Disney trip won’t get in the way of supporting our team! #wearethea

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@_tnt_17 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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@_tnt_17 @meagangarrison_ Your worst take ever

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So sad I can’t be there today but I have to support my boys! #atlantaunited

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@_tnt_17 @bon_bon_66 I was going to tell you in person but since Nick spilled the beans, I got a job as a CVICU nurse at Piedmont Atlanta 🤭