Offended Pirate

Florida Man, Pirate Captain. Came here to drink rum and vote MAGA and I'm all out of rum. Yo ho ho, me hearties

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Those buffaloes were so scary, they almost cost us our glorious hyenacracy, but at least we chased their big bad ringleader Simba out of the kingdom. Long live King Scar! #jan6Insurrection

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@marmilin @XwingsHangar @DDayCobra @The_Epic_Mike It's giving Chris Gaines

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@glitz_glitter @naughtynianacci @bennyjohnson Reported

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@JF48906630 @naughtynianacci @bennyjohnson Reported

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@MAGAPosts Yes

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@EndWokeness

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@TheQuartering @jackblack Satan: I know he's one of ours, but even I'm not gonna go that far

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@Timcast Holy shit. That's low, even for him

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@KornackiPsaki @LadyJustice4512 "muh Joe woulda let it eat his hand"

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@TuckerCarlson Fuck the Deep State. Fuck the Federal Fucks that did this to him

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@krassenstein Shes right you know

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@mistergusano @GPrime85 Carpenter Derangement Syndrome

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@Nerdrotics Lame and gay

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@clownworld What was that stupid quote from "Rins of Power"? "Why does a stone sink, and a ship float?" Lol

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@The_FJC @GuntherEagleman Early stage communist regimes love assigning front holes to their citizens...

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@mmpadellan Stop perpetuating conspiracy disinformation, PAC-paid crackdaddy

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@mmpadellan Fun fact: as a convicted felon yourself, you're a terrible dad lol

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@mmpadellan Bernie is gone for the weekend https://t.co/zmoCcf0qjk

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@acnewsitics Yup those are literally all the things you said in 2016 after Trump was elected lol. REEEEEEE

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@JoJoFromJerz Man o man why would that be, surely not because he's guilty as hell and this trial is merely a slap on the wrist.... honestly it's like you have no listening ability

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@MikeSington Lmao 🤣