Casually Offended

Episode 1 on July 4th at Midnight!

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

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[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

@ethereum @VitalikButerin I staked ETH with the promise that it would be released July, then August. I had plans for this eth and these constant delays are really fucking up my life. I will never trust Ethereum after this. You do not stay true to your word. Release my ETH!!!

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

House always wins. House smart, human dumb.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

If no one wins then everyone does?

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

@ufc are you doing a free crypto giveaway on your YouTube channel??

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

2008: Tesla went almost bankrupt.
2022: Tesla is the world's largest EV manufacturer.

"When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor" - @elonmusk 💯

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

That’s what happens when you don’t stop for the person chasing the bus. We know you’re on a schedule, but it’s not that serious...

[CNN @CNN]

A bus driver in the city of Lawton, Oklahoma had quite the surprise when a deer crashed through the front window of the bus. https://t.co/QaOaVFuKnv

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Your odds of buying casually offended in December are high

[adult swim @adultswim]

Your odds of a bear mauling are low

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

I think the biggest lie we’ve ever been told is that we are not aliens to this planet. Evolution my ass, we are the only ones with the iPod. Maybe everything else evolved here, but we definitely didn’t.

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Nice! International arms dealer for someone who had a weed pen at the airport!!! America is on the up!

[CNN @CNN]

The US offers to swap convicted Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout as part of an exchange for imprisoned Americans Brittney Griner and Paul Whelan. https://t.co/8qZj7M1R5I

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Half of your tweets are political. Say funny stuff funny man or I go angry

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

If I were president, I’d fly a giant metal detector over Chicago. Problem solved.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Here’s something else wrong with the ex-president’s record on crime: he opposes action on assault weapons.

These military-style weapons kill cops – and they kill school kids. We need to stop selling them in America.

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Run to California. They’ll take him in solely cause she was 10. (It’s a pedo joke)

[CNN @CNN]

The Indiana doctor who provided abortion services for a 10-year-old girl who was raped is now being investigated by the state's attorney general, according to a lawyer for the doctor https://t.co/ZIKLkxG2hb

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Yea if you’re 12

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Gotta lay those gloves down after this and retire.

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Jesus and Hitler were both born Jewish so I guess it cancels out.

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

She looks like the bouncer at the gates of hell.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

FACT

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Fat chicks are gonna love this guy

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

You can’t put 2 wings on one side of the plane. I don’t know why but it just won’t work if you do. I guess air is religious or something.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’m crying wtf does this even mean

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

Wow, if this show sold then I have no worries for Casually Offended.

[adult swim @adultswim]

Tuca just says what we're all thinking. New episode now streaming on @hbomax

[Casually Offended @offendedshow]

That’s all the Supreme Court is good for

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I can't believe the Supreme Court overturned the Choco Taco.