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[Doggie @DasherDoggie]

GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛

[floppy @CactusFuturist]

Some shit your Mexican coworker who owns a PS5 thinks is the coolest shit imaginable

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"4 Israeli soldiers were essentially incinerated."

[Praise @PraiseClip]

this was literally the whole point of ai

[IRI Embassy in Armenia @iraninyerevan]

Congratulations to you. Children are innocent and lovable. Those 168 children that your boss killed in the school in Minab, and you justified, were also children. When you kiss your baby, think of the mothers of those children.

[🌖ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡🎃 @revenant_MMXX]

The average Doordasher is so Latin American that they literally had to cast this lady to pretend to be a dasher

[yarr @offender_nut]

@TailDiffed @amazon plz can i have one i’m about to get a pc

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

This alone is more pro worker than anything republicans have done in the past 50 years

[Layo @LiveLaughLayo0]

Mojang not adding sharks because “they dont want people to perceive sharks as evil and go out and kill sharks irl” but will allow you to swim in sulfuric toxic gas water

[przidnt🥭 @przidnt1]

Nigga is going 0-6. Just a straight up retarded nigga.

[🎃WEREKITTY 🎃(COMMS OPEN 1/4) @mowmow_neko]

curious george:fuuuuck i filled the room up with bubbles if that hat nigga come back it's wraps

yellow hat nigga:

[l-u-p-e @ANGELISLANDZ0NE]

.@kobebryant

[kordell @lledrok]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[YIA || Getsuga🍉 @ohlookitsrafa]

Bam if he was in that helicopter

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country