Laura Offenwanger

Coffee drinker, godmother, wf & sometime pastor. Believer in second, third & fourth chances & the power of unconditional love. She/her. 🖖🏻

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

💔MEMPHIS: “A family is mourning the loss of a 9yo girl after the child’s 7yo brother shot and killed his sister while playing with a gun on Mother’s Day… James Bowen Jr. (53) charged with negligent homicide, child neglect, felon in possession of a gun.”
https://t.co/jRvu1CBhfg

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@MapleStapleCA If anyone’s checking this account, I’m wondering if you’d like your bins back?
We’ve got about 10.
Miss you! 😩

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@UnvirtuousAbbey That is a pretty terrifying room.

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Also, she’s a vegeatstian and he runs a chicken business. Matchmaker screwed this one up!

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Watching “Indian Weddings,” and this guy keeps interrupting his date. Driving me crazy!

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@DaneYoshida @StarTrek Affectionately known as Boimy.

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@DaneYoshida @StarTrek Here’s our Brad Boimler.

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@emilynclark So beautiful and happy! Many, many wishes for joy for you :)

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I’ve got the hiccups, and I’m a loud hiccuper.
With every hiccup comes an equally loud “arrg” from the kitchen, where my husband is trying to update my laptop.
A little arrg for my soft hiccups and a loud one for the beauties.
This is how we’re spending our anniversary weekend.

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@PhilariousRex @trillianewbell And apparently not out of print 🤣

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@PhilariousRex @trillianewbell I always thought it was “Noel” not “Noah”! Sorry Noah :(
Meg Ryan’s great acting at fault. She was silent crying 🤣

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@sidcityonline @4TerryFarrell Hey, I just read this book. Awesome!

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@natgrace79 @janjowen Same.

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@janjowen Congratulations!!!!
(I start my Masters in Counaeling Psych in Sept… so I’m feeling extra excited for you!)

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@womensville Lol. ‘Good’ womens pants and blazers have stitched pockets until you unstitch them.
I was taught that they were stitched so they stayed crisp and unwrinkled until purchased. :)
Can’t wait till Wednesday, Andrea!

[National Association of Friendship Centres @NAFC_ANCA]

Investing in Friendship Centres is Reconciliation in Action. Current Friendship Centre Program funding ended March 31, 2022 – with no indication of its continuance or expansion.

RT to help spread the word!

#FundFriendshipCentres #FriendshipCentreFunding2022

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@JenniferNeyhart I’m listening to it right now :) On repeat.

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@JenniferNeyhart Also, I think you’re amazing. Brave, articulate, compassionate, and all around terrific!