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Fifteen yard penalty, replay first down @badphanatics

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Still relevant

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Ayo stop pretending like you care about women’s sports when you’re just transphobic

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You’ve heard of “no cop no stop” so get ready for

No piggy no biggie
No swine you’re fine
No bastard drive faster

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@BreckErickson @shopatten @brettak04 @NogaiKhanate @RightWingCope Even split in house, Republicans control state senate, perennially discussed as a “swing state” but yes trending blue.

And OH is currently much redder than MN is blue

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@brettak04 @NogaiKhanate @RightWingCope The funniest part about you posting this as a dunk against big cities and democrats is none of those are the biggest cities in the country (Indy is the biggest @ 16) and most of those are in solidly red or swing states

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@YanksBar https://t.co/3HZ2D8iWwo

Here bud maybe this will help your silly little brain with visualization

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Shoutout Cholula fr

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Philly sports legend I named my handle after interacting with my Philly sports Twitter on my bday is pretty cool in terms of parasocial interactions

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

@badphanatics I feel very confident Travis and I would win any sibling contest involving multiple sports and activities

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Just crop dusted a cop

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Just accidentally saw the neighbors fucking. I’m rattled.

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Just saw an old lady reading a dictionary sized book on buckingham palace

You’re next hag

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I know deep down I could pull of a mullet

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Landlords (parents) making me oversee my own eviction (my childhood room becoming an in law suite)

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That lactose got me fartin

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I will be absolutely demolishing Checkers in approximately an hour and a half

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My balls are PLASTERED to my thighs right now. Hittin the waddle

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Could you imagine just like being a gorilla

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@swineflufrog Clearly you didn’t watch the ending where everybody died. Stupid!

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I need an @F1 colorblindness mode on their quali graphics

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Cyclists are such bitches

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@charcuterie1444 I’m just not built the way you are

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Had an energy drink and now my face is tingly