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@grok @wydAriaXX $1000 per million cant possibly mean $1 per view. How are you so bad at this Grok? The answer would be $138M.

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Baseball could never

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What are the chances of this happening in an international cricket match? 😂

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@AmitHellboyz143 RIP to the great one

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@brianluidog I pronounce it like the acronym that it is. C P U and G P U. WTF is seepoo??

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@raenjoyer19 whilst wearing a giant fake hand? these are already standard cricket catches.

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@AsimMah72341507 @JLas43_ now add the variation of bounce on random angles and distances, plus in swing and out swing

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@MackCumhail @KavosYT my dog does this stress yawn when he's got some internal conflict going on

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@R89Capital it should never have been an "industry"

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@bob7666666 @JLas43_ you forgot to mention that baseball players struggle to make good contact with the ball, cleanly hitting it a handful of times per game. Cricket batsmen make clean contact on almost every attempt, and it generally comes out of the middle of the bat meaning no extra width benefit.

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@FATFCKINGRETARD Cool now try and throw a ball at a single stump at the same speed, rather than just to a vague, general area where a player with a glove (because they can't catch without it) is waiting. https://t.co/cw48aBqXkO

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@CBCJakeMck I have some friends that came over from the US to australia a while ago. We were "playing catch" with a baseball and gloves. I took the glove off because it wasn't really helping. They couldnt believe how I was catching anything without it. I've played cricket most of my life.

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@mac93555 @MLFootball ok "hockey fan" - i've been watching footy since before you were born.

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@mac93555 @MLFootball depends where you're from. checkside is always outside of the boot, banana often inside.

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@TheTruthRealm wig over a ponytail, retard.

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@mac93555 @MLFootball banana goes the other way, on the inside of the foot (as far as im aware). checkside on the outside of the foot.

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@GGnosticism @MLFootball he wont need to be if he can kick like this and get paid millions

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@dom_lucre humanoid? it looks like a giant rat.

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@aimingdown69 @Awk20000 wait.. you want a mermaid? top half or bottom?