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Mencari Nafkah

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500 burn..mantap 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Haniff_hamzah @airasia Jadi haniff ayub ke nep?

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

A good wife will always be by your side during bad times.

Mostly to remind you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her

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Masa aku kecil dulu, aku takut dengan kegelapan.
Sekarang bila aku tengok bil elektrik, aku jadi takut pula dengan lampu!

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Eggs are great for a diet.
If you don't like the taste, just add cocoa, baking powder, flour, sugar, and butter...

bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

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I needed a password that was 8 characters long.

So I chose "snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs."

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How do they do math on a farm?

With a cow-culator.

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Never fart in an Apple store.

They do not have Windows

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A fun way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a random group of strangers.

If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.

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Me: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels.

Wife: Why?

Me: Sometimes.

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[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Me, as a kid: I'm not going to grow up to be a boring adult.

Me, as an adult: I have a favorite tree I like looking at on my way to work.

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Sapa mau beli windbreaker mai la beli

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Korang tekan tekan link yang aku bagi ni..

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Vacumm and mop..easy to use https://t.co/WsmrYGONy0

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Carrosco double roulette

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