Manuel Garcia

No 1 Comedy sensation

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Follow me on my instagram it’s where my stuff is:

https://t.co/B84vKXyJxg

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Who here loves selfies 😂🤔

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Yeah bro I be liking Bob Dylan’s instagram stories what abt it?

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Tongue scraping is just dick sucking training. There’s no real health benefit. People who say there is just want to have their dicks sucked

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

How much of my life am I gonna have to spend in the fucking car

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Smells like fucking dog shit bro. Yeah that’s what makes it good 😑

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Age is the ultimate drug.

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

How awful it is to be a creature with a mouth. That constant pervasive presence just under my consciousness... jowls of foulness, a constant reminder of the limitations of my own physical frame. My own mortality. Be gone!

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Goated 👏🙏 Appreciate yall

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

@nalgene @REI my bottle broke 😞 I was really a fan also but then boom.

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Beginning to use This app is the worst thing I ever did to myself

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

@aspecctttt got you. Check it, yo

[Roy ☆ @ifiwerearoy]

I honestly think we’re overdue for a brand new music genre. Like something that’s never been done before

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

@WeedPorns This is retarded

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Bros got the ye font on their cookies

[Jay | edtwt @elvenrizz]

very odd (but yummy) assortment of snacks!! bringing todays total to 710 cal!!

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

No one even cares anymore

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

The White House just posted this.

I think WTF is a fair response.

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

@the_master41 What type of job 🤔 I’m good with my hands 🙌

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

What music should I listen to? 🤔 #spotify

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

They deadass just should have used Claude

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘I AM FRANKELDA’, the first-ever stop-motion film made in Mexico.

The film follows a writer who is taken to another realm to help write nightmares to keep monsters alive.

Releasing June 12 on Netflix.

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Been loving all the sex bots following me. Glad to know I’ve found my target audience. Keep it up gals!

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

https://t.co/sFHkOpcNRM

Am I tripping or does this kind of sound like the man in me slowed down

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

Every time I see this picture a new ridiculous item appears

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

All these vapes confiscated from a middle school is crazy 😒 Rockford check on yall kids.

[Manuel Garcia @officalmanuelg]

I bought mine for 30 bucks and a pack of cigarettes in 2024

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Steam Deck OLED models have been restocked, but Valve has increased the prices:

512GB OLED: $789 USD (+$240)
1TB OLED: $949 USD (+$300)