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Just here for sophie

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I just want a nikk name

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Memphis bbq chicken pizza special

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Playing angry birds cuz I’m anti ice

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There’s astigmatism around smoking cigs

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I did not have a furby, my parents are immigrants, they’d think it’s the devil

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White people smell like scalp

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keep your cream out of my clam

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you don’t know how good you have it until you are itchy

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Truth

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got a little somethin somethin happening across the pews

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She a freak like a pistachio, crack it open

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Emmerson gobbled and I fancy a jam

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Pardon, how you say bofa en français ?

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the Paris version of street meat is a crepe

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I’m on a first name basis with shame

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I had an economically convient egg ick

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my lizard bit me so I called him king von

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Jeff Buckley is number one on cameo

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I can’t remember the difference between hemroid hemorrhage and hernia. All h words I don’t want to think about

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I need a savory geek bar

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