The Robster

just a small town guy trying to sell some bags. 21/m/straight/looking to settle down. message me for deals.

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Night in with my best mate

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@Leonarrddd wouldn't put it past him #lad

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@Leonarrddd just say 'fuck off tipple'

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I always give my missus the Paul walker - unable to walk after a few films with read

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Diego Costa reminds me of my choice in women - happily put on the floor with a broken nose when she tries to play the game.

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I put the BAG into Baghdad

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Why can't I retweet this?

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@conwaaaxo she single?

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The one that got away has a new fella. Funny thing is - my knob's much bigger 🙈 https://t.co/RPD6Cilm6w

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@johnfarrell310 ps if you want a tens, we'll make amends x

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@johnfarrell310 John you spastic, every single member of my family would boot you're head in. #readsVerdict

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Any west ham fans in Bungay I DARE you to pipe up to me. RR.

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Wish I was there with the lads getting nawty smashing up the green street elite today #ncfc #luckyimbusy #thefirm

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What's everyone saying? nawty Friday night in the toilets for reado 👃...... #inviteonly #teamRead

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Don't get bitter, get fitter. #readsverdict https://t.co/SUxHanPXZI

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@officalread_ glad tipple keeps it business only #noshagging

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Every king needs a queen and joker with them. #squad #princess #banterkingTipple

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'Wanna split a ten bag with me reado' fuck off do I still look 12 mate #deletemynumber

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I have slept with close to 50 separate girls. #OldManTaughtMeEverthing #SlickNick