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These pictures of Danny DeVito at The Lorax premiere are bringing me much needed joy right now.
I’m not a doctor (just a girl impersonating Sean Penn on the internet) but please folks, stay home! Shelter in place. Wash your hands. Put a can of soup outside your elderly neig…

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Day 3 of quarantine. Good news: still committed to keeping up my kegels routine, my pussy grip is stronger than ever. Bad news: stress eating beans straight out of the can.
Stay home and flatten the curve!

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Corona has changed everything. I can look at this picture of Howie Mandel in a full hazmat suit and plague mask and literally find nothing weird or funny about it. Howie Mandel is the new normal

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Mel Gibson, Jason Momoa, and Peter Dinklage. A problematic, sweaty, hairy sexual sandwich that I would absolutely love to take a giant wet bite of. This is the kind of orgy where you’d be pulling long thick hairs out of your teeth for DAYS. I can literally smell this room ju…

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Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies!!! #RootVegetables

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am 100% down to see the @birdsofprey movie for a number of reasons. #WBPartner

1) Rosie Perez is in it.
2) Rosie Perez must be supported at all costs.
3) Rosie Perez is a queen and I will do anything she tells me to do.

Tickets for the #birdsofprey movie are now on sale g…

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Rolling up to every function i attend this weekend with big “britney spears on a horse energy”

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Celine Dion posing with costumed mascots IS the vibe. It IS the energy. It IS the wavelength we must all be on. Accept it. Internalize it. Embrace it.

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Our society is obsessed with Baby Yoda rn and I get that. But I invite you to turn your attention into an unsung hero, a lesser known QUEEN —
💋FEMALE YODA aka YADDLE🌹
We bow down, we stan, we worship at her feminine foot claws. She’s serving inches of luscious hair, looking …

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I’m THRILLED to be a @forbes 30 under 30!! Hoping this means 5 less people will think I’m actually the actor Sean Penn???

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🚨 IT’S BLACK FRIDAY BITCH 🚨
Everything (EVERYTHANG) in my store is 🔥 50%🔥 off this whole weekend
EVERY. SINGLE. THING. have at it, monsters. use that purchasing 👏🏼 power 👏🏼 💋
no code, discount taken off at checkout!
calendars, mugs, towels, pouches, so much more!
Carol…

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Who copped their OSP calendar? There are still some left! I know it’s a year away but I literally can’t wait for December 2020 is that weird? Missy in a tracksuit drinking champagne is the vibe I’m tryna be on. 🍾 19.99
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🍾Bigger than ever .
🍾Full of … https://t.co/anS7voILVF

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Anyone else ready to risk it all for this sexy, thicc grinch? My concha just grew three whole sizes 🔥🚨

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It’s the holiday season, which means it’s time to remember what really matters most. Friends, family, love, and of course, Larry King’s two incredibly hot, all-star sons.

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Ok Reba needs to remove her sensibly heeled foot from my damn neck. 2 outfit changes? Ladies pay attention: this is how a REAL bitch do the damn thing !

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Gigi Hadid looks hotter as the Mask then i will ever look in my life. Kind of rude if you think about it

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Currently giving all my thanks to the big man upstairs (that’s G-O-D, folks) for working his magic and making this photo of Morgan “face freckles / stepdaughter fucker” Freeman, Johnny “expensive wine / full blown monster” Depp, Joe “no nickname” Perry, and Joe “unbearably h…

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In case you were wondering if M. Night Shyamalan dressed up as a sexy zombie johnny depp for Halloween- the answer is yes, he did. Go TF off, M. Night Shyamalan.

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The way men seem to feel about fantasy football is *exactly* how i feel about this incredible life changing pic

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Private plane ✔️
Mickey mouse slippers ✔️
Bag of BBQ Kettle chips ✔️
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CONFIRMED: DIDDY JUST FUCKIN GETS IT!!!!!!!