The Office Quotes

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Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream #michaelscott #theofficequotes

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#TheOffice taught us some very valuable #Christmas lessons. https://t.co/okXSMiEXEy

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Sorry. #TheOffice

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Should have burned the place down when I had the chance #michaelscott #theofficequotes

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The eyes are the groin of the head #theofficequotes #dwightschrute

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Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream #michaelscott #theofficequotes

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I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car

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I understand nothing #theofficequotes #michaelscott

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Oscar: Michael are you having money problems?
Michael: Monkey problem? No, I'm not having monkey problems. WHY would I have monkey problems?

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I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday.

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The worst thing about prison was the demeantors #theofficequotes #theoffice #harrypotter

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Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. #theofficequotes

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Dwight Schrute: Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's.