Sheriff Walker

An overworked, underpayed, but very attractive policeman. Moderator of #UnhingedJail.

I'm always watching.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

12 hours bub.
Oh I'm so back.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

I'm always watching.
I'm always lurking.
Am here to stop crime and have a good time.

Yee haw.

[Lord Halbrand 💍 @Not_Sauron_]

As you come up through the steps of our home, please don’t hesitate to use the stairs as a photo-op. We laid out special mood-lighting for the occasion 😌
#UnhingedFellowship

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@HeavyElfBreath @Not_Sauron_

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

Right.
Who fancies a jailing?

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

24 hours bub. Poor taste.
The Sheriff is NOT messing about this time. #unhingedjail

[Nicola Payne 💍 @ladynico_x]

@BerekTheHorse @Basi1Faw1ty @DailyRoP

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@UngolUnhinged Of course.
Had a delivery in c/o @celechaise. Their Master and his new boyf-- business partner made them! They're obsessed with rings and ring shapes.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@MaeglinJealousy @nazgulno92

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@MaeglinJealousy CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FREEEEDOM

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@Alayanabeth You're keen, I'll give you that.
Can offer you 12 hours just for being cheeky, and threatening to commit crime 😤

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

Tag me when you see criminal activity, and leave the rest to me.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

I am now fully trained to catch Hinged as well as Unhinged, after my 3 months intensive training course.

August. Let's have ya.

Ye haw, et al.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@Alayanabeth @armeneIos CRIMES!! You did a crimes!?
Well WHY didn't you tell me sooner, you and your friend can be our first jailbirds for this season!

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@Alayanabeth @armeneIos

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@Alayanabeth @armeneIos WHAT what???
Can't you see I'm busy
Being handsome

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@MaeglinJealousy @BucketHobbit Exactly!
I .....

Wait....

No it's fine I'm American. I truly am, you understand finally.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@MaeglinJealousy @RespectfulOrcs THEY HAVE THE SCARS TO PROVE IT

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@MaeglinJealousy @BucketHobbit Geordies are from Georgia, everyone knows that.
I did geography.
I'm American.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

@MaeglinJealousy You. Saw. Nothing.

[Sheriff Walker @officerwalker82]

Welp. That’s it then, back to the grind.

Your favourite hot policeman is back on duty.

[The Lord of the Rings @TheRingsofPower]

Tolkien’s words continue to inspire. #TolkienReadingDay