The 12th Can FC

5 a side team tearing up the Goodwin Tuesday league playing some intense Brexit football Managed by Niall Bradshaw #ForzaLeCan #CryMeSomeCarling

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RIP us

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FT | The 12th Can 0-8 Eric

Basically a win. Had to start with 4 players because Medderz and Gaffer Bradshaw decided to turn up 10 mins in. Kept it 0-0 for about 5 mins so wasn’t all so bad👀

MOTM: @devon_cash12 on debut for not abusing the woodwork, yes we’re as shocked as you

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TEAM NEWS for tonight’s clash with Eric Cartman the fat bastard

D. Cash
J. Burke
N. Bradshaw
D. Fitzakerley
R. Bradford

Bench: L. Medley

Looking to avoid the 30 mark tonight so everyone please just wish us luck🤣

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BREAKING: The 12th Can are delighted to announce the signing of @devon_cash12 on loan from @TheParasss

Devon is a goalkeeper who has a huge grudge against the goal post and goes straight into the squad for tonight’s game vs Eric FC

Team news to follow shortly

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FT | The 12th Can 5-2 Barrymores Fist

You’d never thought you’d ever see it. Two wins on the bounce 🤭🤭🤭

Scorers: Bradford (2), Burke (2), Hernandez

MOTM: Mason Carroll because he’s a spastic

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Massive boost for the Can tonight as two new lads from McDonald’s Hillsborough make their debuts.

Joe Burke has also passed a late fitness test after failing his Paralympiacos one yesterday

Bradford, Gott and Carroll return to the side

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TEAM NEWS for tonight’s game vs Barrymores Fist 🤧

D. Fitzakerley
J. Burke
N. Bradshaw
R. Bradford
A. Footballer

Bench: P. Hernandez, M. Carroll, M. Gott, A. Nother-Footballer

Could be another win this 👀

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ABSOLUTE SCENES ONCE AGAIN!!!
We’ve been awarded all three points tonight after our opponents have bottled playing us. Must’ve heard that Darren was on our side this week 👀

MOTM: Darren

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We’ll give Dane MOTM instead because tbh he kept us in it

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FT | The 12th Can 2-2 No Tred FC

Unbelievable scenes as we catch our opponents on the counter in the last minute for @__JB3_ to smash the ball home to make it all square!👀

Scorers & joint MOTM: Bradford, Burke

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UPDATE: Dec isn’t coming

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TEAM NEWS for tonight’s slaughtering against a team I can’t remember the name of...

D. Fitzakerley
J. Burke
R. Bradford
P. Hernandez
N. Bradshaw

Bench: L. Medley, D. Martin (god knows if he’s coming)

We’re actually turning up this week...

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BREAKING: The 12th Can are delighted to announce the signings of homosexual goalkeeper Dane Fitzakerley and Mexican utility player Patrick Hernandez from Hillsborough Park Courts FC.

Both players will make their 12th Can debuts tomorrow👀⚽️

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Did someone say two new signings?👀📝

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Yeah we’re not playing...

FT | Eric FC 3-0 The 12th Can FC

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We’ve actually got a game tonight but only 3 of us can play because most of them cba/can’t get there and our manager has sold us all out to go to an orgy with his business study friends.

We’ll keep you updated but at this rate we probably won’t make it...

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Feel like shit just wanna play at Goodwin again 😢

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No game for a very long time as they’ve decided to start resurfacing the pitches

Will it make us any better at football? No.

Will we still finish bottom of the league?
Yes.

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The 12th Can FC 🍺

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@JBurkeSWFC12 with his March Player of the Month Award presented by The Gaffer 🏆🍺

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