Official™ 3dfx Interactive

Hey all, post pictures of your graphics cards. We have acquired the trademarks and products from Jansen Products, Inc. Working on bringing Glide back! #ad

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Global Announcement: #3dfx is back for real this time. We are very excited to expand into the new future that is PCIe. Please be patient with us as we grow this space and buy a domain once dad lets us borrow his graphics card to render the webpage.

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.@GamersNexus just wait until you see our SLI TVs! Powered by successor of Glide - Hov3rFx! #3dfx

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BREAKING: Our new #3dfx #voodoo 12 supports multi-monitors! A revolutionary new feature launching in line with dual-channel SLI TV technology over AGP Out. #original #donotsteal #prototype #mood Will be announcing at CEC2022!

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@evan_pasquale The PCI version? None of them. They were third party or aftermarket only.

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@CarstenSpille @MadManniMan Unlike us at #3dfx! We are cheap and really only do glide. Please don’t make your game with Direct3D, it will eat your soul! Thanks :)

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@CarstenSpille Spoiler alert: it’s making tvs and mobile gpus the size of a brick. Yeah baby, we’re coming for you @Qualcomm. SnapDragon? More like..uhh..Trap Dragon! Wait no fuck DONT SEND TWEET FUCK

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@Sevo6xHPnVaRvbl @Panzermann11 @HopnDude @CarstenSpille @3dfxofficial @3DFX 3dfx will always be here, in our cold dead silicon based hearts ♥️

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Here’s the video in question https://t.co/6JqE3OYNk8

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@LinusTech my dedicated 3dfx test machine is no longer POSTing! I found this helpful video made stating I use a conductive material to reset the cmos jumpers, but when I do it as shown my hands get really tingly. Is that common?

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If you can’t hear the fans whirring at insanely high frequencies, how else do you know you are on a computer. It could be a tablet, or worse, a phone.

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GPUs should run at one speed, forever.

Amen.

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@IridiumWings @VideoCardz Notice how it doesn’t say 3dfx cards. That’s right, our products live longer than AMD and Intel! And you don’t have to worry about dumb things like HyperVisor or disgusting unit terminology like “nm” like what even is turbo clock? Your card should just be powerful forever always.

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@CompaqReboot Hey, you. Yes you, games journalist that is reading this tweet. I know what you are thinking: “oh shit compaq the gaming pc is back!” Before you go type up that article, I want you to realize that Compaq does not have innovative technology such as selling assets to nvidia or SLI.

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@Otacon The guy is a fake. We here at Imtel Technolgie were saddened to see someone drag our #3dfx brand through the mud of twitter. We were prepared to go to the legal gala with the person responsible but they stood us up and deleted their images. Ghosting isn’t fun, buy a 3dfx!

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@shahrilazraee @pcgamer GOOD MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE, MOTHERFUCKER. WE SAW THIS AS A MOTHERFUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO START A PR BLITZ NOW THAT OUR COMPETITION FUCKED UP. WE SPENT THE WHOLE DAMN PRODUCTION BUDGET TO HIRE SAMUEL L JACKSON TO DO OUR FUCKIN TWEETS. I HOPE IT GETS US CUSTOMERS! BUY OUR BOOK, BITCH

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@TamsinLM @JikissGamer Yes! As a company, we collectively remember having to make sure we had the correct GLide dll versions to match the games we played. Those were the good old days of trying to play Alice on a win98 machine only to realize it was not a glide game and we made a mistake.

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@MrKerthunk @Radeon Being a 3dfx, our cards are so quality that if you threw them in a microwave on a snowboard and then plugged everything into a PC, you only stand a 97% chance of being electrocuted! Compare that with @Radeon ‘s 100% chance and you’ll see who is the better GPU manufacturer!

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@spaztron64 This is oppression. 3dfx will not sit stand for this! Gamers rise up.

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@AlexRapada @amazing_physics Copyright trademark all rights reserved

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@IridiumWings @Srasgon Join the struggle bus! Witness the pain of two guys doing blow in the back of the bus.

Then notice they are your coworkers and this is where they spent all the VC money instead of building the new GPU line so now your job is on the line because you haven’t tweeted in 5 days.

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@pcgamer Ha ha h! Great article PC Gamer, I didn’t know hardcore Mirror’s Edge impact play was your favorite material!

When are you going to start writing about our new line of SLI mice? Or how our GPUs are built without violating the geneva convention?

You disappoint us.

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@Chuckula1 @CompaqReboot They are not affiliated with us, the true and REAL 3dfx