Definitively Dawson | Gator Masochist

Army dude, Husband, Dad, #GatorNation.
Staunchly Atheist.

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A struggling Billy bum finally got a job

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@dynamiteIII @A_TailGator @JHershey21 Literally was required at my school for hardcover. Then that clear plastic-y contact paper for soft coverbooks. Those always had bubbles I'd try to fix the entire school year.

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@ORLGators This whole country is so divided. Even competence is critiqued to make the other side feel better.

Also, Dave is garbage. Only decency he's ever showed is to dogs.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

The Head Ball Coach, Steve Spurrier is a legend at Florida. In 1966 he won the Heisman trophy as the Gators QB and then in 1996 led the Gators to their first ever National Championship.

He is the only person ever to win the Heisman then a National Championship as a coach.

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@CollegeFBonX Trey Burton

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Here's how we "won the war" with Iran, according to a loser.

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@musclepug54 @Brett_McMurphy @IraSchoffel 👌👌👌 With a side bonus that Knoxville is collateral damage.

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MAGA is what MAGA does

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Christian conservative Joseph Duggar has been arrested for m*lesting a 9-year-old girl.

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They got @natebargatze

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Joseph Putu - CB

[Ryan @RyanTTKWilliams]

Brian Haugabrook
Teako Brown

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but the last time the @NYKnicks won a championship, the planet Neptune had not yet completed one orbit around the Sun since its discovery in 1846.

[Definitively Dawson | Gator Masochist @officialEDawson]

@dynamiteIII I hope this season has them going out sad. Need to see some Green losses early and often.

[Chris Cadence @ChrisCadence]

I don’t believe in heaven or hell but I know it makes religious people mad when you tell them they going to hell so I utilize it against them

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Definitely got some nasty fake dusty flowers on every flat surface too.

[Teflon Ann @A_TailGator]

@officialEDawson @slightwork352 I just know she’s got “Live, Laugh, Love” in her house somewhere 🤭

[Definitively Dawson | Gator Masochist @officialEDawson]

@A_TailGator @slightwork352 Suzanne is a "tacky bitch"

[Teflon Ann @A_TailGator]

early morning violence on FB 😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

George Miller is looking to develop a final ‘MAD MAX’ movie and a TV series.

Amazon, Universal and Sony are interested in acquiring the rights.

(Source: https://t.co/AXa8NED5oR)

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@GatorRyan @tblack In 2016 we'd have been caught hook, line, and sinker.

In 2026, not happening.

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The year 2026 and Gator fans will not be trolled. 👌