Mitchell Coleman

[Mitchell Coleman @official_colman]

@KeepinUpWKayman Classic Kings 👑

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

M34 transported to UNMC with a 20 y/o male found naked on the sidewalk who took 3 tabs of acid...
"He is just sitting here & staring at us." https://t.co/qRhp9Zi2Xi

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

Cops have busted up a party at 4169 California Street, they need like a dozen-15 breathalyzer tubes. #MIP

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*spends $7.00*
"Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"

[Mitchell Coleman @official_colman]

@IKEAUSA I got an email saying my bed had been delivered, but it definitely has not come yet... will it come anytime soon???

[Mitchell Coleman @official_colman]

@_ashmendez #willamettefamilia

[Mitchell Coleman @official_colman]

@BofA_Help how do I get the monthly service charge removed from my checking account???

[Mitchell Coleman @official_colman]

I just set my hair on fire: https://t.co/QhDOHy9sVb

[Mitchell Coleman @official_colman]

"Yah I ate all 6 cookies, I'm not proud of it"

[Mitchell Coleman @official_colman]

@shewantstodance @hgriffin703 @CatherinePowell still am

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At college if you were bored you just walk down the hall to see your friends. At home you sit around realize how boring your life really is

[a @allyssa_t]

emailing this to all my teachers after I take my finals

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When you're feeling good then you flip to the first question https://t.co/7Eeig7poSK

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Filling out professor evaluations

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Emailing my professors like "is it too late now to say sorry"

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This semester got me like