Ja'mie King

Official. I didn't ask to be born hot, but I was and just because I was born rich doesn't mean I am a bitch. #privateschoolgirl

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

My bitch of a mother just drank my Coke Zero from the fridge again. FML.

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

I want to do #santacon but I don't want to be a complete sluzza santa.. well maybe a bit, but not too much. #quichechristmas

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

BOARDER: The facebook event said all yr 12.. ME: umm yeah, everyone except Asians and boarders, it goes without fucking saying... #fml

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Get back inside! Get out of the party...seriously I told you this is a no parent party. Mandy is allow because she is young.... #fml

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

Put your phone away, you are on school grounds. If I see it again I'll give you a Friday ok...... #seriously

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

How fucking hot do I look, seriously?

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

@NNLYS @xo_alix you are both quiche

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

go off
verb \ˈgō ˈȯf\
To get nuts, have fun, lose control.“I'll give you guys an example of what you will look like going off at the formal"

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

...And you know, like if guys are really into sport, ask them about the sport they're into, pretend to be into it too #learningtobeme

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

I have a way of being able to like draw guys in. #1 rule when you're with a guy, be yourself, don't be fake, guys hate it... #learningtobeme

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

crack onto
verb \ˈkrak ˈȯn-(ˌ)tü\
To flirt with someone due to sexual attraction. "She’s a lesbian. She's always trying to crack onto me"

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

@julietschmid @Raychull_55 Obviously I'm going to get the Hillford medal. I mean who else would you give it to?

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

I know I'm quiche...don't be jeal it doesn't suit you. #hot #quiche

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

My headmaster totally gets off on talking to me...I'm giving him what he wants. #hilfordmedal

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

pash
verb \ˈpash\
To kiss, with tongue. Make out.
"I've had eleven actual boyfriends and I've pashed like 135 guys."

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

There's so many attention-seekers here. It's so tragic.

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

You are not grounding me dad. Seriously, I'm not two. @Lonely_Dad #fml

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

@Lonely_Dad - Pwease Daddy...

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care factor
noun\ˈker ˈfak-tər\
The level at which you care about something,usually low.
"But Ja'mie, he's in year ten." "Uhh, care factor?"

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

Just saying... I'm used to being around people who understand humour and are not stupid. #justsoyouknow

[Ja'mie King @official_ja_mie]

My breasts would have been bigger but I had an eating disorder in year eight so they didn't develop properly.