Alistair Nisbet

[@No1sunkfarmer ©️ @no1sunkfarmer]

What have you @RedTractorFood got to say about this utter load of confusing bollocks eh???? It's not a joke, the joke is that red tractor is totally pointless. @Minette_Batters @DavidatWestons @NFUFoodBusiness @coopuk You need to get this sorted. @AnnaLongthorp #biteintobosch 🤬

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

How do folk read 'do not touch' in braille?! 🤔

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

@JamesRussell94 @weemiller94 the waitress has even seen the video now!! 😂😂😂😂

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Phone call from the police saying there's beast on the road at this time ain't ideal. Especially when you go out and can't find fuck all!!

[RAABCO @Ronnpatzzy]

Gosh am so clumsy sometimes 🙄

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Vauxhall combi van for sale. Requires some attention to paintwork and runs slightly hot occasionally! #bargain

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Anyone else remember using 'ask Jeeves' to search the internet? An almighty #whooooo if there ever was one!! @Chris_Stark @scottdjmills

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

The impossible had happened!! #RIPnokia

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Must be the only one that never posted a picture of #StillGame on my snapchat story.... #Gutted 😬

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Jeezo @Laura_E_Barr !! Get your priorities sorted!!

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Updating info for the dinner dance has got me buzzing. Last year I was on FaceTime to a very drunk mob whilst drinking speights in NZ!! 🐝🐝

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Still buckled at the fact @JamesRussell94 managed to coup his own drink on himself trying to dab last night

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Fuck sakes. Great start to the week. First load in the dumper for the day and I manage to coup it! More upset that I never got a snapchat!!

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Torn or damaged my trapezium! Here was me thinking that it was something you found in the circus! #bedbound

[Prof. Srijandeep Kumar Das @srijandeep]

You, literally, had just one job.

[Matt Deegan @matt]

Impressive Chinese dive.

[eric shaun @shaun_eric1]

A fire engine flipped on your left and sobo dain the limbo on your right

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

Who decided that putting @MrsBrownsBoys live on the same night as Biggar show was a good idea? #gutted

[Alistair Nisbet @official_nizzy]

You gonna take this back @JamesRussell94 ?? Looks like will Griggs is played even more at Welsh... https://t.co/lh6GcKJidH

[James Russell @JamesRussell94]

Meanwhile at highland show dance we get some shite dj that plays will Griggs 373782829 times a night... https://t.co/lxxjfGztIt