Dir. Coulson [inactive]

HQ | Back to mess up some Hydra | Avengers' babysitter™ | Team Dad Hen | (mostly RP, some parody)

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The last time Steve did the laundry he made all his t-shirts shrink

Not that we're complaining

[just juju 🍉 @shaungilmore]

go see my dear @Adblenturer art! she's very talented and did her first con this year! ✨

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"I hate holidays. I have nothing to do and that's bad for my blood pressure."

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"Barnes just looked at my left arm and asked Stark for the same how did he guess he doesn't have laser vision, does he?"

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these accords are truly a pain in the ass

like literally I got a copy of it so i appear taller when seated and it's NOT a good cushion

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#SayNoToHydraCap
Like wtf @Marvel what is this disrespect Fury didn't put fake blood on my precious cards for that

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"Okay, so I leave for what, a few months, and suddenly the damn Avengers are at each others' throats. Guys."

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Discreetly enters his office and sighs at the sight of all the paperwork to do. Going away isn't always a solution.

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// retweeting this poll here because i WANNA KNOW OK https://t.co/cE04dcVr8z

[𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) @GunsAndSpeeches]

// guys this is important how do you feel about otp height difference

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// this little mini thread is also concerning people on here! love you all to pieces ❤ https://t.co/HutS0ruOYw

[just juju 🍉 @shaungilmore]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
you guys (friends, mutuals from old and new alike, people i don't know very well even) made 2015 a year i liked a

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Uncomfortably tugs at his tie and gets his jacket off.

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Also we ask the Defenders to stop being so dramatic when they take down bad guys and thanks we have enough from the Hawkeyes

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@nicholas_furyz
"That's what a thief would say."

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@WARDGrantWard
of nowhere, "You're a silly brat."

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@WARDGrantWard
"... That was a gift. Granted, trying to hook me off fully caffeinated coffee, but still." He produces a Thermos out --

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@WARDGrantWard
Looks unimpressed. "That's not even a good one. Next time, maybe you'll like to be less impulsive."

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What is better

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@realLokiLaufeys
"Please don't kill of of the members."

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@WARDGrantWard
"Shut the fuck up, Ward. This isn't about you, it's about my coffee."

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@nicholas_furyz
"My ass is better standing up and I'm perfectly calm." He pauses, "Also it's /my/ coffee, you forgot that part."

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"DID HE JUST ASKED ME TO CALM DOWN ABOUT MY COFFEE?"