charles xavier

my legs are hurt and so are my feelings

[charles xavier @official_profx]

how does erik expect to control a mutant brotherhood when he can't even control his own elbows

[charles xavier @official_profx]

hey Thor, hmu if you want to chat about having a sister who hates you. i can probably provide some insight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[charles xavier @official_profx]

lowkey has Odin ever done anything useful in the history of the Thor movies

[charles xavier @official_profx]

kingsman 3 set in Australia: convictman

weapons include a 6pack of VB and a cheap souvenir boomerang
uniform is thongs and trackies

[charles xavier @official_profx]

peter parker on snapchat

[charles xavier @official_profx]

the first half hour of Wonder Woman is like a really violent Moana I love it

[charles xavier @official_profx]

concept: world war 2 but the whole thing is won by Wonder Woman and Peggy Carter

[charles xavier @official_profx]

can't wait for spider-man: homecoming or from michael keaton's perspective: Birdman 2

[charles xavier @official_profx]

erik was right - humans are the less advanced race after all

[charles xavier @official_profx]

nothing says "i have repressed feelings for my best friend" quite like owning a helmet that stops him from reading your mind

[charles xavier @official_profx]

don't talk to me or my daughter ever again

[charles xavier @official_profx]

hey i've got a pitch for the next x-men movie

[charles xavier @official_profx]

dishing out the truth

[charles xavier @official_profx]

@ivyinkblue :/ too bad the x-men suits didn't block the bullet tho right

[angela @mathapologist]

smh if you're gonna rip off black widow the least you could do is change the title to something that's not "[color] [animal]" https://t.co/XRn6IVpGod

[charles xavier @official_profx]

there's a scene in the Lego Batman movie where he's eating lobster in silence and it's still better than the entire DC cinematic universe

[charles xavier @official_profx]

so was I right or was I right https://t.co/dEF8Hb9Sdb

[charles xavier @official_profx]

"wolverine 3" is actually just going to be 2 hours of logan and i trying to figure out how retired life works

[charles xavier @official_profx]

tfw your son can deflect bullets better than you can

[charles xavier @official_profx]

a summary of the interaction between Logan and Charles:

[charles xavier @official_profx]

of course this fucking guy's name is Donald

[charles xavier @official_profx]

Logan: the most depressing family road trip ever