Official._.Sam._

Like...I'm just a small town girl. What is it that is so intriguing about me?

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

Like 99.9% of the things I know now aren't from school they're from any social media. #school #educationsucks

[Chris @xxchrisxfym]

Being told you aren't apart of the family is a different kind of sadness. It's a empty worthless feeling.

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

@xxchrisxfym "Chris will you marry me?" *holds out ten chipotle cards with $500 on all of them and 10 boxes of take out*

[Chris @xxchrisxfym]

Don't act like my vagina isn't the loosest of them all. 🙄

[Chris @xxchrisxfym]

This geeky white kid just walked up to me asking me if I know what the "Dab" is?

[Chris @xxchrisxfym]

I thought this was a spider at first tbh... https://t.co/o0p3RI1xrc

[Chris @xxchrisxfym]

Just opened Twitter and first thing that pops up is a penis. 😳
Awk.

[Chris @xxchrisxfym]

So I told this dude in the auditorium that he was my husband, now he avoids me... 😏

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

Lets see what is my New Years resolution? To lose weight.
#HappyNewYear #2k16

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

@xxchrisxfym why Chris why

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

I can't stand cocky ass people. you aren't special. no one is special. we all shit out of our ass and get bacne. u ain't foolin nobody queen

[Chris @xxchrisxfym]

Unfollowing everyone who doesn't like this. Too many ghosts 👻👽

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing it's stupid." - Einstein

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

A lot of books about Nixon are too black-and-white. This one resists simplistic assessments: https://t.co/0o3RCv9g0T

[Niecey Eaton George @hisdiamondn]

Wow is all I can say @KevinHart4real Most sequels don't live up to the hype but Ride Along 2 actually outdid the 1st. #RideAlong2

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

My room is a total mess. I literally have two tv's rn. ☹️😱💯

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

Caught off guard 😂💯
#offgaurd

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

I've been taking gymnastics for over 9 years. You'd think that I can do a better back bend 💪🏽👩🏽💁🏽

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

Add me on snapchat dont-leave
#snapchat #waytooearly

[Official._.Sam._ @official_sam__]

Um....so. First tweet ever and it's one in the morning. 🍔🍔🍔I want food so bad😩
#food #firsttweet #latenights