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L⚡A✨N⚡E✨S⚡.

[Daisy Ndemo @Tutu_lips_]

Kelele ni ya nini na Miato technologies sio tax compliant 🌚.
Have never liked you since day one & you know that 🚮.

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Siku utaenda Uganda ulewe usahau uko Uganda,then bill ikuje ya 3million ndio utajua jack Daniels tano huisha kwa kichwa na sekunde

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Ukienda pale Campus hakikisha hujatoka na degree pekee. Build some connections, learn a skill and importantly fix your body usikubali kukaa waru.

[Masta @abuyamasta]

A grade 9 student raped and killed two minors in Kisii? Weuh! How old is a grade 9 student?

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

This France is beatable,Morocco has a better midfield if you ask me,the only thing they have to contain is this France attack!

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Naskia kukula rabwon na strungi walahi. Mimi naenda kuzibuy I boil them.

[Gidi🍃🇫🇷 @Gidi014]

????????

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

One thing that’s constant about this guy is how he feels about Interior CS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Somebody look for me this guy I will pay handsomely!

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

And this?

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni

"Rafiki yangu usioe..."

Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Nimewai date Dem mrembo adi siku ya meet ups nilikua namuona nashtuka najiuliza Mungu sasa huyu nilimdanganya aje anipende, Yaani she was too good to be true. Ni kama alinionea Huruma akiz

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

France vs Morocco half time draw.

Wekeni rent Yote Na school fees. Msibahatishe.

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

A man was killed yesterday after finding a packet of condoms at his girlfriend's place and asking her about it. Yet no one is talking about it.

Clip attached.

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Kama uko na watoto wawili na hujafika 30 years Without a Car or house sahau kuomoka.

[Josh @Josh001J]

Now that Mutinda was in Class 7 in 2007, where were you at that time? I think I was in class 3🤣

[Miss Aretha✨ @iMuthoni_]

Class 7 in 2005?
Delete my DM

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Moja ya mwisho for Daktari while studying for exams

[gids @gidikariuki]

If you’re a fan of a European club, you have no right to lecture us about supporting Messi/Argentina

[Haky @Haky49501827]

Kuna dem nishawai peleka hapo club Gemini kilimani sherehe on Thursday,tukaorder Sparkling wine Chamdor ya 3,500 KES,after some few sips,nikaenda washroom,kurudi nilipata dem ameswitch table anavuta shisha na maboyz flani hapo VIP wakikunywa Hennessy ya 17,000 KES,hazijawai shuka hivo🤦‍♂️wine yenyewe ilikuwa inaonja Stoney ile ya tangawizi,wine yenyewe hata waitress alituserve ndio aliimalizianga,dem mwenyewe hata sijawai delete number yake,nangojeanga nione akiteseka status huko watsap lakini wapi,juzi hata nimeona aki unbox iPhone 17 pro🙆‍♀️