seth adelman

only boring people get bored.

[seth adelman @official_seth]

@JOKAQARMY1 dislikes even using Jesus’ name, much like how demons fear it. says Christians may be low IQ, references the Immaculate Conception incorrectly. noticing.

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@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok done

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i wish my pto accrued as fast as my laundry.

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spotted a differently colored woodpecker so I looked it up..
is this a joke?

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first summer as a dad called for a casual upgrade 🚜 #cubcadet #wheelhorse #usa #dad @ Plain City, Ohio https://t.co/BFVXfPhDGG

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@CaudilloNuclear

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the real crisis that the general public need concern itself about is not how their healthcare will be afforded but rather how it will even be provided. say all you want that healthcare is a right, but ultimately it is a service that has to be given #nursingshortage #radondavaught

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treating my dog better than I feel any animal has ever been treated is the bare minimum imo #dogs

[Parker Hamilton Poling @parkerpoling]

This boggles the mind from a grammatical standpoint. You had the object pronoun sitting.right.there.

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name something confounding to old ppl that isn’t new technology. I’ll go first: roundabouts.

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dogs using pillows like a human is some of the cutest shit I ever done seen

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Limp handshakes are annoying, yes, but I raise you a limp plug-to-outlet connection. Hate that weak shit

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@hwinkler4real this wholesome af thank you

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@davidhogg111 masks are an “inconvenience” now? 🤔

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the day I remember to put my wedding band back on after doing some dishes is the day I’m truly married

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Telling folks they are now allowed to go maskless outdoors is on par with telling new 21 year olds they are now allowed to drink

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chomp stik☑️
enjoy the sunset☑️

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@taylorwalker33

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owning a home means never having to be alone because stink bugs

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@t_whales Damn. We were poor during the perfect time for food deals. Was just reminiscing about the old 5LAYER deal at tbell