Sigyn

I am Sigyn of the Vanir, I am burdened with a glorious yet jackass of a husband. ————Married to: @lokilaufvyson————dragon pet: @Starlight_Drake————99% parody

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@DaughterOfFreya
Tell me your secrets.
How do you deal with THE douche bag?
I'm losing my mind slowly but surely.

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*avoids rp twitter*

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@WhyToBSad
Being forced to marry the god of mischief.

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*DANCES WITH JOYUS GLEE*

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@lokilaufvyson
*magic hand gestures*
ANYWHERE.

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@lokilaufvyson
No, darling.
It's up to you.

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@lokilaufvyson
I actually meant it.
I thought you would like it.
More comfortable.
Also, I could wear my furs.

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@lokilaufvyson
*gasp*
I HAVE FINALLY BEEN RECOGNIZED FOR BEING AN AMAZING WIFE.
*fangirls*

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@lokilaufvyson
Let's go to a snowy place this Christmas!
just for YOU

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//*still waiting for @FreakshowTwisty to make it back into AHS*
I am NOT in denial.\
(Oh, god. I'm in denial about my denial.)\\

[Sigyn @official_sigyn]

Oh, wow.
I even look fab when I'm worried.

[Sigyn @official_sigyn]

everyone always: You are married to a fucking murderous psychopath...
me: *shrugs* YOLO

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@Firedrake_Smaug
"Sexy."

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"If my children could just be normal for once and maybe even not die...
that'd be great."

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[text to @lokilaufvyson]
I, uh, thank you.
I love you too, sweetpea. Don't you ever forget that.
<3

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@lokilaufvyson
"ERMERGERD.
LURKI."

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"Be nice to Loki, because sometimes the world is an awful place and we all need a little help."

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@Starlight_Drake
"I need dragon cuddles.
That of the grandest."

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@tthe_joker
"I'm sure that to make YOU laugh someone must die in a considerably unpleasant way.
So, I mean...
As long as it isn't me.
Sure."

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@lokilaufvyson
"OH MY FUCKING NORNS.
ENOUGH, LOKI. ENOUGH.
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?"