Ali Storm

Writer, poet, wanderer

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

I can’t breathe. I’m drowning. I can’t move. The walls caved in. It’s a mess. A tornado. I am a natural fucking disaster.

Help.

Hold my hand. Not too tight!
My hand I said, not my heart.

Don’t pick that up, the glue’s not set.
It’s still broken.
Just take my hand.

#poetry

[Andy @AndyRejoinEU]

A reminder that Farage never keeps his word.

Brexit has failed. There are no benefits. #RejoinEU

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@NuFo *PTSD walks into the room*

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@NuFo @Clayster 🤣

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I know who I'm saying it to. As much as we all love our pets. You 👏do 👏not👏know👏how 👏I👏feel👏losing👏a👏child👏because👏you👏lost👏your👏cat👏

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@six_papi @Ryanair Your new here huh?

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@CyborgAngell @EA

[CyborgAngel 🦋🔜 Gamescom 🌟 New Games & VR @CyborgAngell]

Annoying killers & stuff🧐🔴 https://t.co/kgps46pWMC
May do more #ImmortalsOfAveum story later too! @EA

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

HAHAHA, that face @CyborgAngell! Miss it!

[CyborgAngel 🦋🔜 Gamescom 🌟 New Games & VR @CyborgAngell]

Annoying killers & stuff🧐🔴 https://t.co/kgps46pWMC
May do more #ImmortalsOfAveum story later too! @EA

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@JapandyJones @NuFo Step 1: go to Oktoberfest
Step 2: record wasted Oktoberfest
Step 3: ?
Step 4: profit

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@RevolutApp wanna let people know when you’re going to do maintenance with a notification rather than putting it in the app. Imagine not being able to pay for something on holiday because of it

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@BenRead88 Looks like you got your shit together though. Congratulations old bean ;)

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

What scares me is that I thought I would have my shit together by 32. When I was in my mid 20s, I thought people in their 30s knew their shit. Looking around at everyone my age and going, "so we all just gunna pretend?"

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@GaryLineker: "Governement is like 1930s Germany"

@BBC: Oh you want 1930s Germany? We'll show you just how 1930s Germany we can be!

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@UberFacts @GuinnessIreland

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

Day 1 of asking @chancetherapper to do a full album of country versions of top hip hop tracks

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@elonmusk Depressed people hurt themselves, angry people hurt others. Neither is ideal. Take mushrooms instead

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

It took a while but I found something about @TheOriginalsTV that now bugs me to hell. It should have been Rebekah and Freja Michaelsdottir, not Michaelson. And Hope should have been Klausdottir #theoriginals #tverrors

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@NoContextBrits It's either Piers Morgan or James Corden

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@johnkrasinski A quiet place part 1, 2 and 3? Should have been A quiet place, A quieter place, The quietest place. We'll forgive you because you're 'fantastic' and american. But Emily should have known better

[Ali Storm @official_storm]

@KSI You're leaving the sidemen?