eric

crude mindset.

[eric @officialericD_]

“Fucking Prius” - every driver at least once in their lifetime

[eric @officialericD_]

Being an educator on break feels like Thanos at his garden before he gets decapitated.

[Shawn Michaels @ShawnMichaels]

A little Sweet Chin Music goes a long way.

@kendricklamar, you and @Drake are formally invited to #WWENXT to settle this thing. I’m even offering my services to mediate.

[eric @officialericD_]

we need k dot vs dylan

[The gal who stole the sun 🔆💥💣 @gaIpsycho]

Drake: You a wife beater

Kendrick: You a pedophile

J Cole:

[eric @officialericD_]

@Curteasee good job young buck 🫡

[eric @officialericD_]

Had to confront a kid calling me Mr. DelaGYAT

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

They’re saying the eclipse today will turn the daylight into darkness. But since you left darkness is all I know. I realized you were all the light in the day I needed. You don’t have to text back. Hope your little brothers swim practice is going well.

[eric @officialericD_]

Nothing smells more Asian than an Air Spencer

[eric @officialericD_]

And on this day Jesus used his self res

[eric @officialericD_]

@thommywin Guess I need to get creative

[eric @officialericD_]

You’d think my students would behave knowing their teacher is jacked. Think again.

[eric @officialericD_]

@oralelindz I should just play the entire show and call it good

[eric @officialericD_]

One year later and I’m required to teach about puberty. Wish me luck.

[eric @officialericD_]

Thank god I’m not teaching the puberty unit cuz I would NOT be able to keep it together

[eric @officialericD_]

Thoughts and prayers to GameFreak bc Palworld is destroying them

[eric @officialericD_]

@ffdistantworlds. Absolutely beautiful.

[eric @officialericD_]

Whoever mixed turon with lumpia at this party needs to get socked immediately.

[eric @officialericD_]

@oralelindz 98% of the time they def ain’t happening

[eric @officialericD_]

I hate making plans on the fly when I’m drunk bc I know as soon as I’m sober I’m gonna wanna cancel and stay home.

[eric @officialericD_]

Geno pls write back

[eric @officialericD_]

Packaging that doesn’t have air fryer instructions gotta get with the times