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[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

Why are the sexy ones always girls? Where is a beautiful clown man?

[Lunar φ @LunarWave__]

You are not taking my Deltarune away from me. I know thats what you are going to do also.

[rpmm24 - milwaukee extraordinaire @rpmm24]

it doesn't matter how much you do disclosure, or how upfront you are, the problem these types have with trans people is that we exist at all

[alexandra scaggs @alexandrascaggs]

sometimes your kid gets really excited and shouts in public places and stops when you shush him, then gets really excited and yells again like 10-15 minutes later because he has only been here on this earth for 2 years

[Pfizer 🌙 @dricedcoffee]

The amount of stuff I never got back including my entire makeup collection 😅 Getting it all back on the day of judgement for sureeee

[(they/them) Bestie twin Brando🕺🏾🕺🏾 @kyogrewizard]

This us also not communicating btw

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

I caused a complete shift in a girl because her mom was so nasty to her. Would call her “has my kids eaten yet? Wdf you aint feed them?”
I said “you’re responsible for feeding her kids but your iPhone 📱 screen is cracked?”
Baby came back said they fought but she had a new 📱

[señorita awesome @user7643789327]

yall have to stop pretending you actually care about queer women when youre using the disgusting queerphobia a bi woman is facing to dsicredit other bi women speaking about biphobia

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Daniel Cressy, 23, becomes the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy

[Raptor 🏳️‍⚧️ @BleachedRaptor2]

“Cis ppl are gonna start clocking boymoders!” I’m afraid to tell y’all the far more likely outcome is they’re gonna start calling THEMSELVES boymoders

[Book Jockey @BookJockey2]

A widow called asking if we'd be interested in her late husband's board game collection. She said it was big and the library could have whatever we wanted. I went there just now: three rooms plus closets FULL. Perfect condition. I'm going to have to borrow a van.

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i have a drivable robot that i use to talk to my cats when im on tour and this made me miss my kids so much

[cool mayor haver @primordials0und]

How did you manage to find the worst looking slice of pizza I've ever seen

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My fat ass thought this was a fossil dating back to the Carboniferous Period

[paperboy 🇵🇸🇧🇷 @random_rules]

sometimes i think people online just fundamentally do not understand what makes pedophillia as bad as it is

[courtney @courtmattison]

deeply relate to men’s dating struggles after having to explain this is a ballpark, not football stadium, without being condescending

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

you can’t look at adult sites on the wifi in this hotel what the fuck is happening man. you can’t book a hotel as a minor. stay out of our fucking business!!!

[𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘 🖤 @hellinacassket]

she didn’t say that, the publication did and she literally said she hated it, y’all just love to talk

[🏴 @wifeguyyuta]

have yall ever thought the reason why you guys dont see bisexuals talk about issues faced in same gender relationships is because YOU are not involved with bi community in anyway and the only time you talk about us is to make shitty bi women and their bf jokes