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i got knock out gamed at the teen takeover :(

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god i wish that were me

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@wildstwawberry @Juliansmagicacc mb i see what you are saying now, i wasn't reading original post as being that specific, "cordyceps-like" was reading to me as "last of us-like" meaning "A Mushroom Fungus is the Doomsday device in those games, surly they mean that and not a nuke"

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@wildstwawberry @Juliansmagicacc it is a photograph of a mushroom

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@darkvulpine @Juliansmagicacc this is the photo of the mushroom they used for the card

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@Juliansmagicacc this is a photo of a mushroom. and its the art for a card called Doomsday. can you think of what was in the artists mind that would lead them to make this connection and choice?

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i can not believe people are being serious about these looking good. these look like tumblr posts from 15 years ago. ADBUSTERS looking ass intro to photoshop class project. it STINKS.

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These are so cool and well done that I assume Wizards internal design department probably hated them and fought against them

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@MTGSecretLair @mschf sucks

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@MarkusPapst3 @JamietheColes i mean drives away in the sense that guy in car leaves the scene of the ACCIDENT in his car, guy on bike does not ride his bike away and leaves in an ambulance. the car wouldnt hit the guy on the bike if the guy on the bike was waiting in line behind the car in front of them

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@MarkusPapst3 @JamietheColes right but the guy on the bike always gets really hurt and the guy in the car usually just drives away and continues on with their life so it seems like the bike guys should make it a priority and be more careful instead of insisting constantly they are correct and Rule Followers

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@MarkusPapst3 @JamietheColes sometimes even if you are allowed to do something you shouldnt do it and if he hadnt done it he would not have been hit by a car. praying bike guys figure this out soon before its too late for all of them :(

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@MarkusPapst3 @JamietheColes its actually the bikers fault for passing the car in front of him (blocking him partially from view of the turning on coming traffic and then being in a place he can get hit by a car

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@jakeAls @Oceansoul921 they are known. you know the rules, you even know this specific ruling. the information was communicated to you immediately, was the card even spoiled for more than a day before you know exactly what the ruling on the card was

[Yuya Hosokawa @yuyan_mtg]

Why don't we bring back the PWP system right now and make promo cards playable?

- You get 1 point for participating in an official tournament, 3 points for winning a match, and 1 point for losing. If your total points reach a certain threshold each season (4 times a year), a special Abhorrent Oculus promo will be sent to you via WPN Premium Stores. You can check your points anytime on the web or through the Companion app. Furthermore, if you have a massive amount of points, you get invited to the RC.

- The top 8 of an RCQ receive a promo of Professor Dellian Fel, and the winner gets an additional foil version.

- You get a Riddler for participating in the main RC event.

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Smoking a cigarette while squatting in these would feel so good

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adding "Tiny, Desk, NPR, Gillis" to the list knowing full well it isnt going to do anything

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i really miss when muting a word on this website worked. muting the words "Music, Movies, Communist, Cats, Dogs, Hasan, Nathan Fielder" really made this website palatable but it just doesn't work like it used to

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@Speedrobo of the options available for this numbers which do you think is better? if the number gets bigger, gets smaller, or is zero?

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@PavelKolev7 Mtgo came out 25 years ago

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@peltzie you are lying to yourself and you know it! and thats okay!

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@M3tr0politan the thing is this sucks (sounds like shit, isn't interesting, and even if it IS interesting, it isn't when removed from its context)! and this clip is bait, and the tone you are using to post about it makes it worse!