Mayor Dana

hi im intern dana and im not sure if im real them/they pls! icon source here: background by: @itsrowynne

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who are we

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currently exploring the nothingness of being an adult

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hey what up y'all

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babies can't wrestle worth a shit

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someone purchase me that hoodie at once

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:')

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tfw twitter recommends u follow your own blog

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my citizens... how I have missed thee

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JUST LIKE THE HUMBLE PHOENIX, I HAVE RISEN AGAIN

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puzzle over this: ostrich racing

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@TellyTheBarber I take solace in the old memories

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Meaty snacks will be available at the conference, but it cannot be guaranteed that you will not be looked down on for eating the bacon.

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Those who are members of the "I Love Bacon Club" are highly encouraged to attend, as Pamela hopes to provide a fresh perspective on things.

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Former Mayor Pamela Winchell will be giving an emergency press conference later detailing the points of why Bacon Is Just Not That Good

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let's just say it gets quite dismal doing mayoral duties and that they are a necessity for my health

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meet my assistants! their names are Sasha, Terry, and Monique

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@crowmarrow please accept this humble Swedish crab as thanks 4 your beautiful portrait of Coyote Dana and myself

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Very excited to be rid of these Swedish crabs

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@crowmarrow I will draw you Swedish crabs in return for this. this is a good deal