Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary

I help Gen Z live authentic lives through timeless wisdom.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Wherever you find peace of mind and genuine friendship, even if there is no seat, sit on the ground.

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

@SuperDefi_Dao My friend just withdrew tho.

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

Here’s a caution I gave myself this morning:

Reward nonchalance with the same.

Reciprocate zero enthusiasm with the same.

…and you'll be fine.✨🤍

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

There are some people who were once here with us but who are no more and we didn’t notice and ao we never talked about them, cos they weren’t known here. Just silent people reading and retweeting.

This tweet is to them🙏🏾. Safe sails and may the forces of good be with you all🕊️

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

This new WhatsApp update is a terrible decision.

All of WhatsApp's product managers should be fired!

Very needless update.😏😒

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

That Frank’s interview lol if you’re experienced with babes, you’d know PROLONGED “silent treatment” is a very rookie mistake for a woman YOU WANT in your life.

I will not elaborate.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.

Listen:

1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.

2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.

3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.

4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.

5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.

6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.

7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.

8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.

9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.

10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.

Oh... and this one is very important:

Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!

Pass it on if you care.

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

Alex Ekubo??????

HOW!!!!!!!!

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

How will you cook and cut onions this large??????

Ehn, Cecilia!🙄😒

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

FR Bucci Franklin deserves it!!!

The guy is PHENOMENAL!
Brotherly!!!💥

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Guys, always stand up to shake hands. If the other person is older than you, it shows respect. If they are younger than you, it shows humility. Either way, you win. People who sit to shake hands are bad-mannered.

When you shake hands, do not just offer a limp hand... even to an elder! Make sure that your handshake is firm. It shows confidence and fitness.

Then make sure that you look into the person’s eyes. It shows interest, attention and confidence. Don’t look away furtively like a liar and a thief!

Remember, as a man, there should be nothing limp or flaccid about you. You should always be polite and gracious, quietly confident (not arrogant, that is for inferior men) and erect. Always erect!

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

@EvianFx1 Hugs, love and light to you.✨🤍🫂

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

No please. Nigerian fashion designers are badass!💥🙆‍♀️

What in the Met-Gala designs are these???

Aside from VJ, Prudence and Tubo, these other guys are lethal! Literal flames on the red carpet since last night!

What in the world?!🥵🥶

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Let me just drop this piece of advice for you guys:

When you are picking a spouse, choose a woman who will be there with you ans walk with you till the very end, not a woman who prioritizes children over you.

Children, although share your DNA and genes, are only VISITORS to you. Temporary gifts to you, to he faithful guardians of their paths, until such a time when they can choose their own paths. They are not your personal possessions. You are not their Creator.

They will leave someday and have families they are responsible for as a matter of priority.

Your woman, the one you chose, is the only one who will be with you when you are aged and much more dependent. Like a child.

Be guided. Choose a woman who chooses genuine LOVE and companionship over child birth and societal acceptance.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

One of the easiest ways to tell a woman genuinely likes you is her willingness to gist and gossip with you. Women love to talk, so when they like you, they want to share everything.

From what happened in school to what’s going on at work, to other people’s relationships, movies, books, and even the most random things. All you have to do is listen, contribute, and support her in the office story; even when she’s at fault. Don’t go and pick the side of colleagues you don’t know. 😂

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

This is beautiful writing. You can hear the suppressed grief in his voice, the ferocious clacking of the keyboard as he types, the heavy sighs, the sharp hisses drawn between sentences as though the words themselves are resisting being pulled out of him. There is something alive in writing like this, something wounded, human, unmistakably real.

[Iyekekpolor Osarieme Mary @officialiyeks]

These days, I see birthdays, weddings, and anniversaries every where.

Wo, I just want to say: Congratulations, happy birthday and happy married life for the rest of your lives.

Ma f’ejo pami, ahh!!😭🙆‍♀️

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

I love when men are men. Thank you for paying for my meals, thank you for opening my doors, thank you for letting me yap, thank you for holding my hand, thank you for reminding me of how beautiful I am, thank you for making plans, thank you for the surprises, thank you for talking things out with me, thank you for driving, thank you for the gentle love and thank you for not complaining about any of it. !!

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.