Josef Martinez

Soy de Tijuana, MX

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

Yesterday I came to work late. And a guy was outside looking for work. The office opens at 8am and it was 7:22. I told him to go to the front of the building and wait for me; I’d get the application for him. And I did. Today he had the job interview & starts Monday.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

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[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

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[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

I've never reached 1K views so fast before. This is only the beginning! 1 Thousand people saw this ad.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

Below 199lbs

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

Ando caminando mucho mas derecho. DosMilVeinteCinco ya todo cambio.
Me siento mas fuerte gracias a mi Dios.
La frente en alto, Pikachu en mi hombro.
Cenizas quedan donde fuego hubo.
Espejos que reflejan hasta el mismo humo.
Seguro de mi mismo es como yo subo!

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

I don't drink anymore and I go to church. This is not a joke.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

Y me comi el brownie con la cerveza, 11 de la manana ojala me de fuerzas. No quiero estar aqui, medio depri, no tomo pills soy humano. Sentimientos buenos malos los amo. Estoy vivo aveces lloro, aveces sonrio. Todo esto no fue en vano, pienso llegar a anciano!

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

How long until everything is in 4K? Go watch any soccer highlights from the past month and they’re barely HD. Seriously upgrade the streams! @TUDNMEX @TUDNUSA @FOXSoccer @Univision @ESPNDeportes

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

I get to work at whatever time I want. Not in trouble. I buy my own work supplies; I get sent to HR. wtf.

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A DrDisrespect Diss track dropped by pack god. 👀‼️

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Guy finds phone, actively looks for owner

[Jahaira @jahaiiraa5]

🫶🏼

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

Wait wtf I’m Adele in our chapter.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

@MindlessMechani @BannedLucid @Steviejoebrown @Morbidful We understand all of that but when I’ve been anywhere close to a train… I hear it miles away. I’ve walked train tracks in my youth and I could hear a squirrel walk by.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

Saw the girl Que un día me gustos, at the gas station menor no.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

I hate eating. Such a waste of time.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

I went from paying $250 for one month for 4 lines of cell service and now I only pay $91 for 3 months obviously only 1 line.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

I’m writing poetry pa la que perdí.
Por andar persiguiendo a Jessi.
Cabe perdiendo. Solo se que Félix no esta sonriendo. ADeEnE su hija no quiere; no es pendejo. A media fábrica soltero, me estoy cojiendo.

[Josef Martinez @officialjosefff]

I’m realer than real. I’m broke and I’ll tell yall. My balance negative like my feelings.