Sean

20 years in the can

[Sean @officialkearns]

@StephenM You sound pretty optimistic

[Sean @officialkearns]

Sounds good

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "A whistleblower released the information on the 18 on the 800,000 cobs plus."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Please Like Me — by Elon Musk https://t.co/QF9l4khbJv

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: Barack Hussein Obama

TUCKER: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid

[Sean @officialkearns]

Me in the Buffalo Wild Wings bathroom

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

[Sean @officialkearns]

@NYGDaily Or two more field goals

[Sean @officialkearns]

@EthanGSN Bend don’t break 😤

[Sean @officialkearns]

@LaurenComedy He had a concept of a closing statement

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

If I have a week to live, I’m gonna watch a bunch of Daniel Jones games bc it’ll feel like an eternity.

[big pale tone 🤌 🍝 @BigPaleTone]

Can’t believe this is how he is selling people on the idea of a woman president. Smh.

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Anybody got more than 40 acres of land … in south or nj New Jersey or pa on the line of nj … me and my friends wanna buy for bike trails and fun stuff

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Would that be ok, North Carolina?" (Trump is in Pennsylvania.)

[Sean @officialkearns]

@TalkinGiants I am some

[Sean @officialkearns]

@PrPatriotUS @WhiteHouse He’s gonna tax the churches make sure to throw a little extra in the bucket on Sunday

[Sean @officialkearns]

@ryandisdier Guy thinks he’s about to run 400m in Paris

[Sean @officialkearns]

@GianmarcoSoresi Why isn’t he revolted by the guy having sex with a couch

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

I can’t believe the GOP is running an old guy for president. Yikes.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This gotta be the longest speech ever right? Holy shit.