Jim Kirk

i have no idea what im doing.

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

starfleet command: jim why did you violate the prime directive just to save dr mccoy
me:

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

sulu queuing up to get food in the mess hall

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

bones told me to stop playing pokemon go because i was hunting down a squirtle and fell down four flights of stairs

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

wake me up (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

SULU YOU ARE NOT TRAINED IN ADVANCED HAND TO HAND COMBAT ALL YOU CAN DO IS WAVE A SWORD AROUND

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

IM COMING BACK SO YOUD BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

walked in on bones wearing this and i was like

"hey bones is that an extra bone or are you just glad to see me"

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

houston help we have so many problems

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

*makes the enterprise do loop the loops*

PARKOUR

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND IM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

new starship who dis

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

hey. hey chekov. you wanna replace mccoy. i mean you've been to medbay like once right. you're practically the cmo.

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

dr boings mccoy

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

im buying this for bones for halloween

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

"All I got left is my bones"

you got room for one more? ;)))

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT PRETEND IM PLAYING MARIO KART WHILE I CAPTAIN THE SHIP

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

I'm gonna start calling bones "dr skeleton" and no one can stop me

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

making my way downtown, warping fast

planets pass and I’m space bound