Anthony Edward Stark(IW)

A Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist. Proud Science Bro. I'm Tony Stark and I approve of this message. Tony Yes™. 99.1% parody 0.9% RP

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

Do you want to join the Avengers? Well all you need is:
•Unresolved sexual tension with a teammate (or teammates).
•Daddy Issues.
•Sarcasm.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

@peter__parka Whatever you say, Spiderboy.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

Someone stop this child https://t.co/OU5eV0rO2Y

[petey @peter__parka]

T-pose to assert myself as the dominant avenger

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

@peter__parka But apparently, they wear onesies.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

@peter__parka Your statement would be sad if it didn't come from someone who still has a bedtime, Underoos.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

@Capt_Marvel_ Well, the ones you bake are better anyway and you can expect me to take away Dum-E's music! Look at how happy he is.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

@Capt_Marvel_ I have a lot of little robotic friends so I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific.
I'm deeply sorry about your thin mints, want me to print missing posters?

[Tony Stark @actual_tonys]

“99% of my good decisions were actually made by Pepper.”

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

Oh please do explain the difference, Strange. https://t.co/6XLlZJqXKW

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

Nothing a good ad can't fix.
What about 'Low-budget Dumbledore party package (magic cape included)'? https://t.co/fNmgBRVvAk

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

Don't you have some balloon animals to make?
Instead of spreading inaccurate facts... https://t.co/clJlNTjget

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

Three hours ago I told Thor to clean his computer.
I just found his computer hanging next to the laundry.
I know what happened but I'm too scared to ask for confirmation.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

I told Strange I was two seconds away from strangling him.
He asked me if I could even reach that high.
That low-budget Dumbledore is now my sworn frenemy.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

@peter__parka It was for me. Maybe we should try again, see if you find it fun this time around.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

#TrueStory https://t.co/50FsHroXOD

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

I'm willing to accept and learn mystic arts just for the opportunity to trap Loki in an endless falling pit.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

So Rhodey and Happy took away my coffee privileges so, Wong, you can now be my best man.

[Anthony Edward Stark(IW) @officiallystark]

Has your day really been complete without a near-death experience?