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[Adam @AdamJoseph]

When Manchester United sign a player, the player never, ever brings up City. They don't need to.

When City signs a player, they need to talk about Manchester United & bring them into the conversation. Cook the books, buy success, cheat your way through two decades, it doesn't buy prestige, history or class.

Congrats on the £116m & £300k+ per week wages. An eye watering total package of £200m+ plus bonuses.

[MC @UtdMicah]

His first memories in football at 6 years old will be United 3-peating the league & winning the Champions League with Wayne Rooney who he said himself was his idol.

Only way for City players to get attention is to mention United though, just like Cherki, we’re always the focus.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Chelsea fans are going to join in on the #SurvivedGarnacho trend

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

They’re calling Garnacho shy/misunderstood/pleasant 😭😭😭

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The revelation that Sunak has paid £1M in tax in the last 3 years 0.13% of his £720m wealth.

While the average person has paid about £45k or 14%, 100x as much.

Should open your eyes to just how much and how blatantly the rich dodge tax

[Ree @ree_tweeting]

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH WATER FOR THE FUCKING PEOPLE! no new resevoirs built in decades and we're on constant hosepipe bans. Get rid of data centres now

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

I’m seeing Villa fans using the argument that Garnacho was in a ‘toxic environment.’

BRO.. he was the biggest contributor to THAT environment. Find out the hard way, seriously.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Villa moan all year about PSR and the big 6 and then go and sign players like Garnacho

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

It looks like Thames Water shareholders deliberately ran up billions in debt so that they could pay themselves big dividends and then land the taxpayer with the bill. When the inevitable bailout does happen, the banks shouldn't get a penny.

[GiddyFx  @giddy_fx]

Al Hilal just paid €80m for Summerville.

Aston Villa are willing to pay €60m for Garnacho.

But no club is willing to pay €30m for a certain 28yo Manchester United legend. Okay 👍

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

Second by second, DEEP DIVE breaks down what REALLY went on as sore losers Argentina resorted to violence and thuggery after World Cup final defeat to Spain https://t.co/z122uncDsS

[Seth @RashBandicootIV]

Our current net spend is less than £40m btw. 😂😂😂

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

then STOP MAKING MORE DATA CENTRES

[Officialmelt @officialmelt02]

@samuelluckhurst

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

'It was an extension of how Argentina had acted for the past six weeks, committing the most fouls of any team and backing themselves to see off every challenge through sheer belligerence.

'How fitting that such a crude approach should finally be crushed by Spain, the consummate technicians, and that Fernández should play the fall guy.

'After all, this was not the first time the midfielder had behaved reprehensibly. It was not even the first time this week. Against England he had announced himself in the semi-final by whacking Elliot Anderson on the back of the head, before celebrating his goal with a gesture to suggest that his critics had too much to say. Topo Gigio, it is called in Argentina, where a player cups his hands behind his ears and invites his adversaries to keep talking.'

Except in Fernández’s case, as @oliverbrown_tel says, they arguably do not talk enough 👇
https://t.co/2jTZZ3gKgd

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

£12,570 now and should be £16,000 today if had risen with inflation.

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

Deluded World Cup final villain Enzo Fernandez insists Argentina represented nation in 'best possible way' despite disgraceful behaviour in New York and riling England fans with Falklands flag https://t.co/C9PEHtKlhJ

[Officialmelt @officialmelt02]

@PolitlcsUK Another embarrassing prime minister term incoming then. When will we get an actual public servant who isn't incompetent and in it to benefit their rich friends.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Do you know how corrupt you have to be for a player like Toni Kroos to say this

[Officialmelt @officialmelt02]

@ChrisWheelerDM Tears journalism really is just make shit up and you get paid 😭