jess 🍄🐚

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[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

ᴴᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᴵ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵇᵒᵇ

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@fluffnestart @Jonesberry99 If this little onion guy was real I’d carry him everywhere on my shoulder

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@moooonbunny Those look so good

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i am definitely the target audience for ppl’s everyday “mundane” posts. i love that shit. photo dumps, spotify links and what music you’re listening to, the food you just ate, how your train ride is going. i think it’s so fun and cool

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

My last tweets at Twitter made me sound so angry but I’m just confused 😭✌️

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@girlygothgaming That’s so cute! What did he get her 🥺

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

Twitter! Hi! Hello! Random user here… JUST WANTED TO SAY A PROMOTED TWEET DOES NOT COUNT AS A RESPONSE TO MY ORIGINAL TWEET THANKS

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@mcflycrossing I was like “does this download it? Why would I want to download a tweet?” And then I realized I basically gave you a thumbs down like “well that’s the exact opposite of what I wanted to do” hahaha!

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@mcflycrossing You’re welcome! They’re so cool! Also sorry I tapped the down arrow to see what it would do and it said “thanks for your feedback” so I hurried up and unselected it :o

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

Since when are there ads in reply sections? Must we monetize everything?

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@spacefairyboo Happy birthday!!

[giia @giiatiny]

it’s been a whole year of sitting on the floor in animal crossing

[grace 🍓 @AC_BerryBay]

i have personal beef with sea bass tbh. i really do. y’all create shadows that look like bigger and better and rarer fish for what? to disappoint me time and time again?

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@leosidus I feel this on a spiritual level

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@marieischaos Yessss! I hope she has fun with it :)

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@marieischaos I love that your mom loves it

[jess 🍄🐚 @officialminyard]

@marieischaos Hahaha I bet!