watching reality shows makes my eye twitch when the women just cannot stop saying “like” after EVERY single goddamn word that comes out of their mouth seriously it Muzz me
i remember going to the mall as a fat girl and realizing that none of the cool stores actually sold anything in my size so i just got to follow my skinny friends around and watch them try on clothes while i hated myself🤩
current chubby teenagers better be so fucking grateful.
I finally got to bring home my grandpa’s ashes a few days ago so i made this little miniature man cave for him to hang out on
some of his favorite things were
-the beach
-chihuahuas
-knives
-the alamo
but his most favorite thing of all was my grandma
i really miss him
i’m going to the coast for a birdwatching trip next weekend and this is my first time traveling specifically for birds and it feels like the same type of excitement i would’ve gotten for a one direction concert when i was 13
the worst part of being such a hot lady is that sometimes it feels almost inappropriate in certain settings to look so distractingly sexy…
i’m sitting in the ICU waiting room with my entire family and i accidentally wore a shirt that’s way too boobalicious for this situation 😐