Petty Krueger

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

Doing people dirty is a debt.
Life always collects.

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@Lunar_Luster Yes!! 😍😍😍 but also: 111! That means it’s a go! 🤣☺️

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@Lunar_Luster I saw one of those home/lifestyle content creators put a drop or two inside the toilet paper roll. So everytime you pull on it, you get a whiff of the scent.

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@Lunar_Luster 🤣🤣🤣

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@calidaysay 😍😍😍

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@Ryan_Daigler Ooooh this was my narcissist. I told him about a dream I had months prior. After he ghosted me, I realized what the dream was about and in hindsight I know he was losing his shit thinking to himself “omg she knows.” Explains why he left.

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@Hibzster Definitely not. Funny thing is now that I’m living on my own again, I also got myself a second Christmas tree to put in my bedroom. 😝 She’s giving me ideas for a fireplace in my bedroom though. 😝

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@SkyyNoir 🙌🏾

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

It’s me. I’m that Aunt.

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

that aunt you barely see had good reason to maintain that distance.

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

I survived my first Black Friday in NC.
Please clap.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Princess treatment doesn’t mean he buys me whatever I want. It means he LISTENS. He PROTECTS. He LEADS. He is HUMBLE. He communicates. He doesn't let me go to sleep crying or upset. He doesn't makes me feel like I'm hard to love. He is my PEACE in chaos and my HOME.

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@MarianneJe74644 @dadmann_walking 😀😀😀

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@Lunar_Luster Thanks Lunar!! And coming right up! 😂😂😂

[zellie @zellieimani]

People say “believe women”. Until the man is someone they know.

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@zellieimani Bloop.

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@SacredWhoreee Now Jasmine…😂😂😂. I can’t rock with this and I love me some chocolate covered donuts. 😂

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

Newly divorced ✅
Moved 500+ miles with zero friends or family ✅
Living in my dream apartment ✅

Now I’m ready to CHRISTMAS THE F*CK OUT OF THIS BITCH. 😂🎄
Let the decorating, cooking, drinking, and eating commence!

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@Lunar_Luster 😂😂😂

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

Since moving to NC from NYC, the biggest culture shock is how calm and stocked the grocery stores are before Thanksgiving.

In NYC I’d be throwing hands with bodega cats over the last block of cheddar cheese.

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

@_Fangorn 😂😂😂

[Petty Krueger @OfficialPettyK]

I’m at the age where if I say ‘I’m comin’ I mean home. Calm your balls.