Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her)

🎵I sign no contracts But I ALWAYS play the game.🎶 Recovering. Man from Nazareth. Buddha. Existential. SOCIAL DISSIDENT. 🍿I specialize in the absurd!🍿 🌈Bi🌈

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

My sisters and I are ALL someone.

I used to be a working girl. We are all human and we all matter. ♥️💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@sh060906 😂

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@MadHatterMommy @PureGanja1 stagnant too?

[Ganja Lilly @PureGanja1]

Yes I'm talking to myself
It's my favorite hobby

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@120yearz that's fair and reasonable

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

Them: are you well?
Me: more of a pond actually

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@120yearz immiserating all those who miss a payment

[120yearz @120yearz]

I need to borrow your wig to clean my shoes

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@120yearz sage advice

[120yearz @120yearz]

credit karma out here fighting the good fight

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@120yearz @PureGanja1 mine too!

[120yearz @120yearz]

log off before something on here leaves you traumatized

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@Nylasback @PureGanja1 here for you

[120yearz @120yearz]

my superpower is telling ppl who deserve it to fuck off

[Nyla ❤️‍🔥 @Nylasback]

my emotional support internet strangers

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s not amore. That's painful as fuck.

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@Qitqatchocolata companies and corporations will suck you dry and throw the empty, dry husk into the garbage

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@manofletterz @Amanda_NO I can't touch something that's imaginary

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@MonkeysMarch @Amanda_NO I see dead people

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Yes I have feelings no you can't touch them

[Cross-Eyed Mary ™ (she/her) @_Fangorn]

@Cactuscali1991 @Amanda_NO How dare you ask us to stop being self absorbed and obnoxious as fuck