Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey

Everything is funny to me 😁😂🤣 🇺🇲🇵🇷

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

@Noshitdelilah 😘😘😘

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

@hihowsyou2 🤣🤣

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

@Gnome_DeGuerre 🤣🤣

[Reese @Reeseforsure]

My bodies comin back. Good luck

[Kathleen @sweatsntopknots]

Focusing doesn’t seem to be on my agenda today.

I blame the full moon + mercury retrograde.

[Michael @michaelo2016]

Stop hating on Mondays.
Be a professional and hate the whole work week.

[Nutella @NutttyV]

The day we started talking, I’m pretty sure God looked down and said "About time."

[AK47 @NoFilterAnjali]

I think my greatest achievement has been to provide a safe , happy childhood for my children and the freedom to step into an adulthood to pursue their own dreams and goals.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

My cat does this amazing thing where she just exists.. and it makes my life a whole lot better

[dan @dadopotamus]

“can you believe all of the war and corruption going on?!”

yeah, the past 75 years has been crazy.

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

Any time I think I’ve reached the end of my rope I remember there are people out there paying money to continue playing candy crush

[Reese @Reeseforsure]

A large bumblebee just flew by and it felt like he was saying hi

[ᑎIᑕᛕƳ ᗷ @Nickynbr]

The moon offers clarity. 🌙 ✨

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

It was 2:00 am at the bar when he whipped out his 10" slide rule in a desperate attempt to get some nerd action. "Honey, I do trig for kicks."

[AK47 @NoFilterAnjali]

Workplace hurts 😂

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

“Does it contain apples?”
“No.”

“What about pine?”
“No.”

“Great. Let’s call it pineapple.”

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

you’re gonna love it when i bust in your mouth

- mozzarella sticks

[꓄ꀘ @RareSoulMammaai]

~...When
WE Stop
'Putting
Pressure
On
Our
Lives
To Be Perfect
🍂
WE
Open
The Door
—TO
Actually
Letting
Them
Be Human
Messy
..&
Filled
With
Potential
🍂
Perfection
Is A Static
Rigid Wall
—BUT
Possibility
Is An Open
ROAD
🍂🍁
EVERYTHING
BECOMING
POSSIBLE...~

#MONDAYMOTIVATION

[Mike Miller @popartcartoonz]

I am exactly like Reacher in that I too wear t-shirts most of the time and have no friends.