Mandy 🏳️‍🌈

Writer of things, reader of stuff. MaryJane's mistress 🍃🍃

[Mandy 🏳️‍🌈 @Amanda_NO]

Funny ppl are my fav genre of human.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I saw my first firefly tonight… it’s gonna be a good summer.

[🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨🇦 @420iloveweed]

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

My touch asks for nothing and demands everything.

[Trey @treydayway]

Celebrating people hoarding wealth is some loser behavior

[Alicia @AliciaAgain4]

Stupid high, slow blinking at stars so the aliens know I love them.

[April @ReignOfApril]

Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Folks, today we learned that trillions of dollars still doesn’t make you cool or funny or attractive 🤷‍♀️

[Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo @pettyruxpinz]

I don't remember why you're muted but I'm sure it was for a good reason

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

Match my freak, and we'll both end up dead.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I hope whoever chose the spelling for Wednesday was pudnished for their actions.

[Phoenix Atheist @AtheistPhoenix]

Being an atheist is like being the only kid in class who knows that Santa Claus is bullshit and you're just waiting for everyone else to just grow the fuck up

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

If you say chinga tu madre 10 times really fast people just go away because they don’t know what you said

[𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 @onlystuffilike]

Yes, we drank hose water in the 90s Our parents DID NOT LIKE US.

[Phoenix Atheist @AtheistPhoenix]

I'm a creationist,
I believe man created god

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

People are great! In small doses.

[June @que_sera_serahh]

Welcome to twitter, beware of the wild beings on the loose here.

[Mandy 🏳️‍🌈 @Amanda_NO]

@qualitylearnc @uaeserv Then don't speak on things that you don't have a fucking clue about. Loud and wrong when you could just STFU.

[pug 🌼 @gmeposhpug]

I did the math and I've only got a few more fucks to give.