Ryan Jones

Music lover, tea enthusiast and Apple captive. All views are my own unless loving ripped from someone else.

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@Dominos_UK Umm yeah you can do

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

When your order @Dominos_UK and you get wedges instead of the garlic bread your ordered... Genuinely gutted! 🤦😂

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@Dominos_UK No, I assumed they would be hugely busy with orders over the weekend so didn't bother them.

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@RevolutionBars just don't get what I want on Valentine's day... #gay #gayproblems #topswithoutbottoms

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

Happy New Year & May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour!

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

I was asked yesterday by someone a little younger than I, why in the past it was "taboo" to discuss who you were voting for. I believe social media has answered that question for me this morning.
Don't fall out over something you can not change.
Vote MRL 2024 😉

[The Crown @TheCrownNetflix]

Season Three of The Crown, starring Olivia Colman as Queen Elizabeth II, arrives 17th November.

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@karlmidas A bouncy blow before the theatre.... Sounds alright by me!!! Wayhey!!!! 😝

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@Josh_carney97 Pictures or it didn't happen!!!!

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@Josh_carney97 Come from away is supposed to be amazing!! Jamie has Bianca del Rio in for the next few week!

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Was totally straight before James Charles slid into my DMs and now look what’s happened

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@Josh_carney97 Come on dear, power (bottom) through it!! You've got this shit!!

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@RoyalMailHelp your phone system has cut me off 4 times now when I have been trying to talk to you about a problem with delivery!! Not impressed

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

Well I for one thought it was wonderful she spent the day at Eltons...

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Queen's speech in front of lavish gold piano blasted for being 'out of touch' https://t.co/2OSNrDU0ZP

[Rhys @_RhysThorne]

If drag race uk isn’t full of old bitter politically incorrect hags called something like patty o doors then what’s even the point

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@OllieOnTwit Good to see your bringing home the bacon!

[Jon Cozart @joncozart]

When ppl say "I can't wait to listen to Christmas music" they're subconsciously saying "I can't wait to celebrate jazz and clever songwriting and actual instruments being played by actual people."

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

@Tesco Hi Paul, I don't really want to put my mobile number on twitter, can I Dm you?

[Ryan Jones @officialrmj]

3 weeks since I made a complaint to @Tesco regarding rude service and still no response despite being told 48 hours. Not feeling the love guys...