DZ

Ex-Jackie Groenen Enthusiast 🇱🇧

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Tuchel - fired from bvb, psg, chelsea and Bayern before the season even ended.

Joins Bayern Munich March 2023 - loses DFB Cup in April 2023, exits CL 4-1 on agg to city in April, wins the league because Dortmund lost on the final day.

2024 - out of DFB cup to Saarbrücken in November, Bayern don’t win the league for the first time since Jurgen Klopp was managing BVB in 2011/2012 and likely out of CL in a couple hours - all while signing arguable top 3 CFs in the world, elite team top to bottom, and it’s a farmers league.

United fans: BRING HIM TO THE THEATRE

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Thomas Tuchel wants to return to the Premier League, and would be open to joining #mufc should Erik ten Hag leave, despite the possibility of no European football. [@FabrizioRomano, United Stand YT]

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Themselves

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Who is stopping this duo? 😳

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@bethTmufc You put Hojlund in the right spot. Very proud of you.

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@OfficialJammy Is this in response to a country he’d like to visit?

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney on the fan refusing to cut his hair until Manchester United win five in a row:

“I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my HEAD IN.”

“We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant.”

[- @heruarchives]

football isn’t dead, we’re all just watching way too much arsenal

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The one time Amad should be selfish he passes.

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Idc who the manager is. They are showing us exactly who they are. Little bit of pressure and the fragility shows.

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Dalot might be the worst United player in the history of the club. My goodness this guy is absolute dog shit.

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It’s been too slow all game. Honestly if that guy was actually a United fan he’d just cut his hair and be done with it.

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@FCDoubleA Even Fab is retweeting the nonsense. It’s so pathetic

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It would honestly be better if they just didn’t talk outside of post match press conferences.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🛑📈 Luke Shaw: “Michael Carrick has made lots of difference”.

“But for me, the biggest one is he knows the club, and he knows exactly what's needed to win football matches, to make everyone happy and to enjoy what we're doing”, told Talksport.

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Whatre these words I’m reading

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Rare photo of Colston Loveland mogging around the females.

All that mewing has paid off 👏

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cc @ManUtd

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Hansi Flick could LEVAE Barcelona at the end of the season if someone other than Laporta wins the presidential elections. 👋🇩🇪

[@marca]

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

This was in the 50th minute of the game, I repeat this was the 50th minute of the game. 🤯 https://t.co/ZQJZj955r5

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Dave Portnoy might be the worst athlete I’ve ever seen in my life 😂

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This doesn’t need to be a bad thing. Winning is all that matters but I feel like this guy just doesn’t get it lol

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Wrong.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Mikel Arteta doesn't agree with people calling Arsenal's style "boring":

“I have heard completely the opposite... we are the most EXCITING TEAM in Europe.”

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Respect for his boyhood club 👏👏👏

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| Marcus Rashford does NOT want to return to Manchester United when his loan deal at Barcelona expires and he is prepared to take a pay cut to stay.

[@MirrorFootball]

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Football won today. Loser players join irrelevant league.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Oleksandr Zinchenko joins Ajax on €1.5m permanent deal from Arsenal.

Zinchenko here with director of football Marijn Beuker, key in convincing the player together with intermediary of the deal Nathan van Kooperen from Muy Manero. All signed today.

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Two goals from strikers man. I had to watch bricks for feet “Rasmus” for two years be allergic to an inflated rubber ball.

[utdreport @utdreport]

CUNHAAA https://t.co/PFmT7YNM4x