matt

he/they. 22. gay.

[kanameister ! @eliosunny]

apple
#mitya #phainon

[Timely Kaveh @TimelyKaveh]

Kaveh and alcohol are so funny to me because it really shows why you should just keep your personal struggles to yourself bc you might get past them, but people will keep bringing them up forever

[remx @biigrem]

job postings really be like, “do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?”

NO. i want a predictable salary, manageable responsibilities and to be left alone after 5pm. what are you talking about?

[牛肉 @paimonburger]

it tickles me that in 7.1 dain took the train to rankova zorya and then in 7.2 noy also took the train to snezhnograd. ancient powerful beings are not exempt from public transport

[Chief Overseer of Coffee Breaks (rae) @ukekaveh]

Idk why genshin is so secretive and vague about 90% of the cast's ages. Like this fandom unironically believes in "Height of consent" as a result

[han 🌌 sanest pierro fan @pierroswife]

this is just how 7.2 felt to me honestly

[bisexuals for fúníngnà @larlaristy]

Not trusting your Lohen takes if you consistently remove Lohen from his bonds with the Mondstadt characters, like that's his home, the Mondstadt crew/KoF are his people, if you take Lohen away from Mondstadt and knighthood he will simply shrivel up and die okay

[mali.sok @mintothesoul]

more than a friend, less than a bodyguard #valitya

[Pal @Palladora_]

@Malkin_Hat

[bat 🦇 @florabats]

drives me crazy when people make furina feminine for the sake of ships as if that isn’t butch supreme girl gentleman over there. androgyny and masculinity are so important to her character and design and it just makes me sad that people are still reducing that in her

[matt @offinsertmyname]

@astraimpact ANOTHER BROTHER ANOTHER ME!!!!!!! he's so attractive

[ver ⚣e1s1 wAven haver 🦚🛁 @amazigh_veritas]

You people are not woke enough and not woke at all actually he/him lesbians is level 1 lgbt

[rheya🌞 ⚢ @mavuikahumper]

Yall are so vile toward butches ur doing the ”let girls be feminine” thing to the only canon butch in the game

[matt @offinsertmyname]

@omegaheir god this is perfect D: young valeriy my poor yearning baby pervert ❤️❤️❤️

[matt @offinsertmyname]

@omegaheir IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

[matt @offinsertmyname]

@daesangforexo by Those fans i mean like "UGH finally a REAL MAN 🥴 in genshin why is a TWINK with BORING DESIGN a 5* and not A REAL HOT MASCULINE MAN like valeriy god i play this game only for REAL MEN and i hate every female character ever" you know

[matt @offinsertmyname]

@daesangforexo i remember being like "i have nothing against valeriy the character and i will wait until the quest to form an opinion on him, but he does leave a bad taste in my mouth because Those fans of him piss me off" and now im the first person to advocate for valeriy to be included

[resident mean lesbian @6spicy6satan6]

unfortunately my favourite part of an age gap ship IS the older character feeling extraordinarily guilty over their attraction for somebody too young for them. not sexy if they’re not genuinely disgusted with themselves while simultaneously not being able to control it

[kue | a very 🔶🍃 time @cakepoops2]

Dvalin is so funny he woke up with food poisoning and his mommy not there to sing him lullabies and he was like “I’ve been BETRAYED. My life is RUINED.”

[Clarice @claricecsorcha]

I want Venti to offer to introduce Dvalin to Neuvillette and Neuvillette gets really offended like I have no need to be introduced to my own kind by an usurper and Venti’s just welllllll I'm kinda like his mother ok